tell the truth about your self...

umm.. yeah.. the dudes an adonis he could have had his pick of almost any woman

And he chose her.

she seduced and tricked him... you dont have to be perfect to do that.

she is evil i tell you

I know droolio

i aint all too hip with all the actresses that were running around in the 90's and early 00's but i am sure there were hotter women then her and in the same age range

K.

i couldnt even get hard with her.. all i be feeling is her bones and that is not hot

well, today was a good one all in all
it was my mama's 42nd birthday so we went out to dinner at Red Lobster, which we go to like once a year[her b-day haermm] then we went to the drive in, and it was amaz-z-ing
last time we went was for Kung Fu Panda and Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull[fell asleep during Indie]
we saw Toy Story 3!!! awew00t and Marmaduke, which was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be, it was real cute and whatnot 😊
in between the movies, me and my brother went to the concession stand for drink refills, and the people behind us were Australian!!!! 😱
i heard the one guy say "Excuse me" when he passed and i was like, "Are those guys British or something? mhmm" but then as we were leaving with our drink, he started talking to the guy behind the counter to order, and im like "Whoa... he's freakin' Australian shock"
PLUS! the little girls in the truck beside us were adorable 😊 they all had Disney princess jammy's on and the one girl with blonde hair was wearing the Little Mermaid and i got all excited cause thats still my favorite Disney movie haermm
and then when me and my mom went up to the concession stand before the movie started, there was these two little girls with their mom in front of us and the one had her hair up like Tinker Bell 😱

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah? Whadja order? I was fixing to order some boots online, maybe a belt or two.

And nothing for me. Hater.

I'm no hater.

ohyes

Yes huh you are.

You're only saying that 'cos I'm getting an artificial penis and you're not. tongue2

I feel like ripping my ovaries out with a spoon.

Sounds like a good egg breakfast, if you know what I mean.

i seriously just heard my brother outside saying "I've got $27, hollaaaaaaaa!!!"
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I just found $20 in pants that I washed.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
You're only saying that 'cos I'm getting an artificial penis and you're not. tongue2

I am SO ticked off at work right now.

I had to call out yesterday because of a stomach virus (probably from the food at work), they decided to change the schedule on me and not tell me my new hours.

I drive 30 miles to work today just to find out that they moved my day off to today. 😐 So I had to drive 30 miles back home. Waste of ****ing gas! I don't have the money for gas for 2 weeks until my next paycheck as it is, now it's going to be even worse.

Too bad the Jovitos don't know you the way I do.