My grandpa (who has been partially paralyzed since October) fell out of bed at the nursing home today. Fractured his hip and ripped out his catheter (which was surgically implanted through his belly).
Also today, my cousin Savannah gave birth to a little boy.
At work some guests saw a huge wasp and since I was the only guy working tonight, I was put in charge of taking it out. And in the process I was stung multiple times because the ****er wouldn't die. The guests praised me as their hero though. It was a seriously huge wasp.