tell the truth about your self...

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Originally posted by Bardock42
I am sorry I have failed to live up to your notions of me.

That won't do. Become a dick again. Now.

Originally posted by Slay
That won't do. Become a dick again. Now.

No. I'm a struggling jerkaholic, don't tempt me.

my lil brother is about 4 inches taller then me and i think he has bn measuring himself against me whenever he walks bye.

i think he is starting to think he can take me since i bn working out and slendering myself to a less intimidating size.. i lost about 15 lbs last couple of months and i think he is plotting to kick my @$$ once he feels comfortable that he can do it..

maybe after a run when i am tired.

Originally posted by King Castle
my lil brother is about 4 inches taller then me and i think he has bn measuring himself against me whenever he walks bye.

i think he is starting to think he can take me since i bn working out and slendering myself to a less intimidating size.. i lost about 15 lbs last couple of months and i think he is plotting to kick my @$$ once he feels comfortable that he can do it..

maybe after a run when i am tired.

Think he can take you?

well, i trained him to fight and we both were martial arts instructors.. he knows how i move, i am a lil slower then him since he use to like to dance around me during training and sparring but i hit a lot harder then him..

plus.. my own innate ability to hold back and not use maiming moves against my own brother gives him a better shot then the meanest guys in the streets..

also he isnt adverse to the nut shot since he bn doing that to me since he was 15.... also the sneak attack might give him a good advantage... last time he jumped on me while i was sleeping and just pounded on me none stop....seriously he has a better then 50% chance to kick my @$$.. sad part is that he is a hippy burning man, computer lab tech coat wearing pretty boy who weights about 155 lbs really skinny brandon lee (crow)skinny..

and my only real option is to restrain him but he will be punching kneeing and kicking..

if he werent my brother i eat him for breakfast.... but he is and that is my kryptonite

I don't want to go out tonight. I feel nauseated.

maybe ur pregnant

Unless it's some form of immaculate conception, no.

alien turkey baster...

anyways

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Originally posted by Bardock42
That's great. How far along is she?

10 weeks. I just had a talk with her mom, she bitched me out. I hate that *****.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
10 weeks. I just had a talk with her mom, she bitched me out. I hate that *****.

Why did she do that?

my skin is back to its yellowish tinted color...

Originally posted by King Castle
my skin is back to its yellowish tinted color...

Isn't that Jaundice? You might want to consult a doctor and you probably want to stop drinking alcohol.

nah.. its not fully yellow

its between the 2 and 3 prior to that i was burned i was like a 12..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why did she do that?

She seems to think that this pregnancy will kill her daughter. After she bitched me out, she called her other daughter who then called us and she threatened to kill me for being a selfish prick. I'm against aborting this baby, but if there were a major health risk, we will abort. They don't seem to understand that we decided to keep this baby together, not just me.

I'm probably going to file a couple restraining orders here soon.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
She seems to think that this pregnancy will kill her daughter. After she bitched me out, she called her other daughter who then called us and she threatened to kill me for being a selfish prick. I'm against aborting this baby, but if there were a major health risk, we will abort. They don't seem to understand that we decided to keep this baby together, not just me.

I'm probably going to file a couple restraining orders here soon.

Is there a heightened risk for her?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is there a heightened risk for her?

She had preclampsia during her last pregnancy, but that can be avoided and the doctors would be on the look out for it this time around.

It seems unfair for her parents to blame you. I mean ultimately it is her decision.

How come you are not together, if I may ask?

he's black racist thing..afro2

Originally posted by Bardock42
It seems unfair for her parents to blame you. I mean ultimately it is her decision.

How come you are not together, if I may ask?

We realized we work better as friends and not lovers. Dating caused way too much confusion and expectations. It was a clean break up, so we still hang out every day and have fun (nothing sexual).

Anyways, right now, I'm typing this on my iPod while laying in bed next to another girl as she sleeps. Took her out to dinner and the bar for her birthday. She got too drunk, so I'm letting her sleep it off. She wanted me to stay at her house, but she was getting car sick so I drove her to my place.

We were gonna fool around, but she's way too drunk. At least I have a view of her perfect ass in just panties right now, so I'm good. longsmoke