tell the truth about your self...

Started by Rogue Jedi4,912 pages

Shag. Sex her.

Shag. Shag carpeting. . . . . You want to rip her skin off and make it into a carpet!?!??!?! O_O AHHH!!

Sex her. Do her six thousand ways from Sunday.

Does your carpet match the drapes?

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
1) lol Jaded (You got Jaded) sorry it's a joke from another Thread on KMC >.>
2) Sex is awesome, but not worth it with multiple people.
3) Bullshit doesn't always come with it though =\

Okay, and how experienced are you with said subject?

I've never rocked the pants off a test so thoroughly.

Not as experienced as most people o.o I just know some things on the matter.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've never rocked the pants off a test so thoroughly.

Grats mate. What subject?

Originally posted by Kaibs
Grats mate. What subject?

Quantum Mechanics

Of course. ^_^ V

Yeah, I'm pretty fantastic.

😉

i dont rape women.. never have never will. 😐

Normally i would just crack open that can of apple juice and down the b*tch, But no, No that's greedy.
Today i stop the greed, One glass is all i need.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yeah, I'm pretty fantastic.

😉

Yeah you are. 😎
and congrats on the test.

Originally posted by King Castle
i dont rape women.. never have never will. 😐

Where did that randomness come from? Did anyone even accuse you of being a rapist? Haha.

yes, a girl said she dreamt of me raping her. i dont need to resort to rape.

i am pretty attractive or so i am told regularly.

Originally posted by King Castle
yes, a girl said she dreamt of me raping her. i dont need to resort to rape.

i am pretty attractive or so i am told regularly.

OH AC/DC did. I remember reading that. I thought she was joking. And I'm glad you don't need to resort to rape. If you did then I could see you then getting ass raped in prison. KARMA MATE KARMA.

nah, it should be viewed as an honor not a crime. 😎

Originally posted by King Castle
nah, it should be viewed as an honor not a crime. 😎

Rape?

Originally posted by Kaibs
Rape?
I'm surprised he can get through doorways, with that head of his.

There was a tornado warning in my county today.
All of the kids in my class were freaking because of the tornado siren.
I simply went to The Weather Channels website, and looked at the radar.
It was like a 20 minute storm, and the storm wasnt big enough to be a tornado.
One girl actually started crying. I Laughed.