tell the truth about your self...

Started by King Castle4,912 pages

hilarious, Earl is too white to be Latino and wont shave his head and stash for the white supremacist gang

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i got the feeling back in my teeth, its just the inside of my cheek and part of my upper lip thats still numb

What the hell happened?

Originally posted by Kaibs
What the hell happened?

doulbe shot of novicane from the dentist when i got my teeth drilled stoned
it always makes my sister laugh cause i barely have lips to begin with, but when i get numbed up, i look like i have the Nike swish for a mouth crylaugh

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
doulbe shot of novicane from the dentist when i got my teeth drilled stoned
it always makes my sister laugh cause i barely have lips to begin with, but when i get numbed up, i look like i have the Nike swish for a mouth crylaugh

OHHH rgr that alpha team.

Makes sense now.

once one of my GF's wanted to have sex inside a private phone booth inside a casino..

she pinned me against the wall and i whimpered and said no.

Originally posted by King Castle
once one of my GF's wanted to have sex inside a private phone booth inside a casino..

she pinned me against the wall and i whimpered and said no.

HAHAHAA. That sucks bro.

The craziest place I've done is is in a beastro in Sydney NSW Australia.

her: whats this?!

answer: its scared...

I don't know what I'm doing.

doubtful, you are smart.

Man, I have the softest spot in my heart for animals. <3

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I JUST WASTED TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO NEVER GAVE A FLYING **** ABOUT ME ONE BIT.

Time to go on a ****ing spree and treating women exactly how she treated me. And that’s like absolute shit.

Sorry if that sounds like an assholish thing to say ladies.

its what most men do..bloigensrug

Originally posted by Kaibs
I JUST WASTED TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO NEVER GAVE A FLYING **** ABOUT ME ONE BIT.

Time to go on a ****ing spree and treating women exactly how she treated me. And that’s like absolute shit.

Sorry if that sounds like an assholish thing to say ladies.

bitches aint shit.

which is why i dont treat them like sh#@ for the most part.

I'm sure there are a few good ones out there.

i like to read comics, dont judge me!! 😠

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
bitches aint shit.

Good ole Dr. Dre.

Mhm.

Later today I have absolutely nothing to do except workout and visit a friend. Hopefully it won't be a slow day.