tell the truth about your self...

Started by Dave_974,912 pages

kill them both, live on an army of cats.

nah, im biding my time till my books hit big and i buy them their big pink house on the beach in Florida, then i shall build an army of kittehs >:3

my left arm has started to act up.. its constantly goin numb and i keep getting the tingling sensation...stupid nerve damage.. i blame it on the weather...

Originally posted by Dave_97
that emote was so gay, i had to take it out.

So let me see if i understand this.
You're a dog.
but you're also a man.
So dogs are men in this story. ok.
You chase cats, which must be women then.
but, you're also out "humpin b#$#,,,"
...

so, if dogs are men, and cats are women.
and im a guy who wears makeup, then i'd be the female dog?

You do know that "b*tch" is another word for female dog, right?...right?....

so... you just admited your Bi, Welcome to the club.

ok ok, i'll stop trying to out you, if you stop having a problem with me for:
A) being into dudes.
B) getting more chicks than you while being into dudes.

the very fact that im accepting of things is why i get more women than you, and i dont even want the women!

oh and by the way.

B*tches love bagged milk.
Eat it. peaches

truth time, i should be asleep, but i guess im doing an all nighter.

Epicly Hi-lar-i-ous.

been thinking lately if i should turn my back on my mother...

i mean when do you say enough is enough you made your hole now lie in it.

wondering if anyone else feels that way about their parents....umm

i mean how many times do you have to dip into your own funds b4 she realizes she needs to chang her life style..

its raining, been raining off and on all day

i just shaved,,, seriously thinking about the job.. pretty sure it would be temporary and not a career.

Originally posted by Peach
It's been seven years since I joined KMC, as of today.
NOOB.

Starting to move forward to being a better me I think. I feel kind of uncomfortable trying to do so, but hopefully it all works out for the best.

Sometimes I question what I laugh at.

Tomorrow I turn 25. My life is half way over.

Originally posted by Peach
It's been seven years since I joined KMC, as of today.

I thought you joined before me!
But as of fifteen days ago it has been seven years for me too, although I haven't been active the past few years I'm thinking about coming back, I miss KMC and all it's crazyness.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Tomorrow I turn 25. My life is half way over.
Nah, you're still a youngun.

All my grandparents lived to 90-95, so even my life isn't halfway over......I hope. 😮

Lol well through the things i've gone through as a teenager, and after with the military stuff, and now with the messed up shit that happened in July. I would not be surprised if I didn't make it past 50 lol.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Lol well through the things i've gone through as a teenager, and after with the military stuff, and now with the messed up shit that happened in July. I would not be surprised if I didn't make it past 50 lol.
Don't dwell, dude. Shit happens.

i just broke two lightbulbs in a row.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Don't dwell, dude. Shit happens.

Haha not dwellin man. Definitely not.

what happen to you now?... i know you were having therapy after an operation....

get hit by a car?

i was once hit by my friends SUV.... i saw it coming my spider sense warned me and i jumped out of the way in the nick of time not to be run over but i was still clipped by his side mirror across the back that sh#$ hurt like a bad body glove and worse part it didnt break off..jr_shakefist

my friends laughed.. while i rolled on the ground arching my back..oooh, momma!!

also other various cars accidents that have made me uncomfortable driving now...

but never was severely injured enough to be hospitalized just laughed at and mocked.

need to go with my friend Thursday to get our passports sorted out mhmm

i'm watching glee today.. no and ifs about it.