tell the truth about your self...

Dude, I ****ing hate mondays.

every time i cough too hard or sneeze lately, my chest hurts
kinda scares me, but im waiting till my next appointment with my doctor to mention it

At the urging of my BF, I will begin seeing a psychologist.

bf called when he was on a break and said he'll be working all day again tomorrow but that he'll make it up to me this weekend hmm

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
bf called when he was on a break and said he'll be working all day again tomorrow but that he'll make it up to me this weekend hmm

Ohhhh girl....😖hifty:

Originally posted by Utsukushii
Ohhhh girl....😖hifty:

I watched Secretary last night, and I've been randy all day.

I'm John, how are ya?

i give up.

i've got nothing to give to anyone.

im sure that's not true petpet

Got a date tomorrow. Oh yeah.

had to clean my sheets
now they're all nice and soft and fragrant

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Got a date tomorrow. Oh yeah.

I'm jealous.

Originally posted by Naz
I'm jealous.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pretty sure you get more sex than I do.

But less dates, and dates are fun.

Originally posted by Naz
But less dates, and dates are fun.

True. I've had more dates the last few months than ever. Amazing what happens when you let your guard down.

She's taking me shopping ✅

I want to go to the casino tonight

I'm offically allowed to drink again....this may cause a problem over the weekend.

im sick of wearing my contacts

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
im sick of wearing my contacts

Wear glasses! Get a bold frame, it's called sexy nerd ✅