tell the truth about your self...

A friend of mine asked me out on a date, and I said "But you're in another country..."
And she got mad, because she'll be in America next July. In another state.

Is there something I'm missing?

save your money and meet her, i think she wants to you know, bone.

Originally posted by King Castle
save your money and meet her, i think she wants to you know, bone.

Might as well get a hooker.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Might as well get a hooker.

do you want the uncertainty aspect?

I'm evil.

Originally posted by King Castle
but where would be the romance in that?

do you want the uncertainty aspect?

You do realize she only said "******* will you go out with me?"

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
I'm evil.

Called it.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
I'm evil.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Called it.

What does that mean?

Originally posted by King Castle
ever murdered a hooker? 😑

No. Not a hooker.

i really like the cat in cleavage pictures, they make me smile.

I'm stuck on the last level of Tomb Raider Underworld. -_-''

I hate that game so shitting much...

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
What does that mean?

Joke.

In late May/Early June, I weighed 144.5 pounds.
A few weeks ago (about 2 or 3), I weighed 150 pounds.
Now I weigh 158 pounds.

I've been awake for coming on 38 hours and I just took two Benedryl. This should be gratifying.

It's official. My daughter goes in for surgery to replace a drainage tube from her brain on Monday morning.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
It's official. My daughter goes in for surgery to replace a drainage tube from her brain on Monday morning.

Oh... good luck!

what makes me happiest is also what hurts me the most

Originally posted by LanceWindu
It's official. My daughter goes in for surgery to replace a drainage tube from her brain on Monday morning.

My best wishes go with her, man.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
what makes me happiest is also what hurts me the most

except im not mmm