tell the truth about your self...

I wanna find my old recorder from school and play it every time my dog gets in my path. haermm

I'm going to see Tim and Eric tomorrow and I'm lovin' it.

Eatin' some "Crab with a K" and waiting for Creature Talk to start in about two and a half hours from now.
Hope they have the face cams set up again.

I'll never meet a girl with lips as fake as Lana Del Reys.

noneermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm going to see Tim and Eric tomorrow and I'm lovin' it.

I got their signatures.

THEY'RE WORTHLESS I TELL YA

about to watch Criminal Minds

Adopted a dog today. He's a 1 year old Corgie/Pomeranian mix. Almost got a Pit Bull, but our apartment won't allow animals over a certain size.

House hunting. Some good homes on the market for very cheap. We'd end up paying less per month on mortgage and insurance than we do on rent for this shitty apartment. Fingers crossed.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Adopted a dog today. He's a 1 year old Corgie/Pomeranian mix. Almost got a Pit Bull, but our apartment won't allow animals over a certain size.

House hunting. Some good homes on the market for very cheap. We'd end up paying less per month on mortgage and insurance than we do on rent for this shitty apartment. Fingers crossed.

I left condoms in my pocket on the side of my nefews bed where I'm sleeping till I go home. They fell out and I caught him playing with them, luckly he didn't open them. My sister would drop kick me if she found out.

Pitbulls aren't good for children if you haven't raised them since being a puppy.

I think I posted a video this morning of a pit bull eating a new reporter's face, actually haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Why didn't you wait for the Pit Bull until after you moved? srug

It's going to be a few months before we'd even be able to get into a home, and that's if everything works as planned. We've not settled on a home yet.

Originally posted by Barker
I think I posted a video this morning of a pit bull eating a new reporter's face, actually haermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
It's going to be a few months before we'd even be able to get into a home, and that's if everything works as planned. We've not settled on a home yet.

Originally posted by Thoren
Now they're saying its a mastif and not a pitbull, ****ing bullshit, looks straight up like an American pitbull. haermm

I saw the video, and idiots on yahoo are saying it was the woman's fault.

I had this idea maybe it is a formula that I'm not weird at all, that maybe I'm just different, it came to me in a dream that made me think about many aspects in my life. Maybe ur right in the end there all just memories. I give up my dream.

That's the ticket.

Originally posted by Thoren
I saw the video, and idiots on yahoo are saying it was the woman's fault.