tell the truth about your self...

Careful you guys don't speed up global warming

Sounds like a reality show waiting to happen.

Sex so good my vision is blurry.

some days im excited about becoming a father. other days im scared.

Being a father is very rewarding. Kids are expensive pets, but a lot of fun.

The first couple of months suck ass, though, like midnight feedings and odd sleep schedules.

Originally posted by Impediment
Being a father is very rewarding. Kids are expensive pets, but a lot of fun.

The first couple of months suck ass, though, like midnight feedings and odd sleep schedules.

I like you, man, but that's just cognitive dissonance speaking...

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Sex so good my vision is blurry.

Maybe you're having a stroke.

Originally posted by Dave_97
some days im excited about becoming a father. other days im scared.

A Goody Powder and a hot shower is just what I needed.

I just walked in the door from work and am very tired.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

When we move to Alaska you won't have to work anymore. I can be your sugar daddy and we can also live off the proceeds of the videos we make.

Will you eat whale blubber for me?

I had off work today because of the cold temps..

I ate dinner at the Pizza Hut buffet this week.
The cinnamon sticks are damn great.

I lied to the Doctor at a routine exam today, told him I take my pills right on time, truth is I take them once a few weeks, people weren't meant to be drugged it ain't natural.

I hope those pills aren't keeping you from having cardiac arrest or murder people with shears.

Just saying. Sometimes natural sucks. That's why we don't look at disabled babies and go "Whups, u naturally got screwd sorry lol".

Maybe we should do that.

Darwin maternity ward?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I hope those pills aren't keeping you from having cardiac arrest or murder people with shears.

Just saying. Sometimes natural sucks. That's why we don't look at disabled babies and go "Whups, u naturally got screwd sorry lol".

Blood pressure, which I'm pretty sure if I stay calm I don't need pills for.

Unfortunately I have the internet, so I take my thrice-blasted pills.

😠

I can't drive without going into hypertension. If I had a serious condition which required pills, I'd be worried that they didn't do enough.