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I fukt this girl. Back in April 2013
Unfortunately, she made me wear condom.
Its a shame because I wanted creampie.

parenthesis Restricted

What is it with you and creampie?

you get thorns village idiot

I must not type the first thing that comes to mind.

StarCraft2 Restricted

Originally posted by parenthesis
What is it with you and creampie?

It's the best thing in the world jizzing inside a woman's vagina.
It's the euphoric effects of it.
Why do you even question that when you already know the answer?
Unless you didn't creampie a woman yet.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by you get thorns
I must not type the first thing that comes to mind.
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Originally posted by StarCraft2
It's the [b]best thing in the world jizzing inside a woman's vagina.
It's the euphoric effects of it.
Why do you even question that when you already know the answer?
Unless you didn't creampie a woman yet. [/B]
Okay, yeah. Jizzing in a vagina is great, but creampie gives me a bad image of jizz oozing out.

Cinemaholic Senior Member

I am a pretty damn good Soccer player.

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Originally posted by Cinemaholic
I am a pretty damn good Soccer player.
Are you a....soccer mom?

Cinemaholic Senior Member

Originally posted by parenthesis
Are you a....soccer mom?
Not a mom yet.

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Hot stuff.

Cinemaholic Senior Member

Just got in from my birthday celebration with my boyfriend and friends and I am drunk as shit.

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Noice.

Wonder Man Most Powerful Avenger

I can usually tell when a person is lying.

Cinemaholic Senior Member

I am awake and my headaches.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Water and tylenol. Dehydration is usually a big part of hangovers. But take your time, don't chug.

wilco Senior Member
Originally posted by Cinemaholic
I am awake and my headaches.

I did check out your member profile. Now, young lady 😄 In the U.S.A. it is illegal to drink under 21 😆 In Australia it's 18.

Cinemaholic Senior Member

Originally posted by wilco
I did check out your member profile. Now, young lady 😄 In the U.S.A. it is illegal to drink under 21 😆 In Australia it's 18.
Yes it is 21, but there are many ways around that. 😉

wilco Senior Member
Originally posted by Cinemaholic
Yes it is 21, but there are many ways around that. 😉

My sister was an exchange student 25 years ago, from San Diego. They would go to Mexico on the weekends.

Cinemaholic Senior Member

Originally posted by wilco
My sister was an exchange student 25 years ago, from San Diego. They would go to Mexico on the weekends.
I however don't live near the border so I just have a good fake ID. 😛

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Lol, British people have fake IDs when they're 15.