tell the truth about your self...

Nah, that's in January. We both like fall, and if we can do it around thanksgiving when people will be in the area anyway, we can hopefully accommodate our long distance friends a bit better

Originally posted by Spearhead
Nah, that's in January. We both like fall, and if we can do it around thanksgiving when people will be in the area anyway, we can hopefully accommodate our long distance friends a bit better

Yeah, if I get married I'd like it to be in the fall as well

my sister just go married last weekend

I mustn't fall asleep.

I just saved a spider's life, I fear I'm becoming soft haha.

I'm an unlucky son of a *****. My greatest asset is my face.

My two best friends were endowed with better body-types than me. One of them is a mesomorph (lucky btich); the other is an ectomorph (still more blessed than I am).

I do 50 times more work and eat 70 better than either of them, and this all I have to show for it:

It's all due to my cursed endomorphic skeletal structure.

My father was a mesomorph, and it makes a big fsucking goddamned difference. He was ripped without even trying when he did sports.

I'm having to go into hyper-precise exercise and nutrition mode to achieve this:

I'm not going to save the world.

Leto Atreides II was the liberator.

I'm insidiously volatile, deceptively innocuous, meticulously tidy, immaculately well-kept, sensuously mesmeric, interminably studious, inherently adept, retentively faultless, and utterly relentless.

Wen someone goes after someone I like I get bitchhy and pissed. Today.I'm not proud of myself.

Dude, back in Ancient Greece a lot of the things that you do would be considered courageous and honorable.

Just because society will arrest people who're still manly, doesn't mean you should be ashamed of being manly. It just means you have to hide it, like I do. I'm better at it, it's just a survival mechanism for me.

I hate weddings.

I want sex, like right now.

When I get mad I have this monster look on my face, I guess its from watching to many scary movies.lol I just become someone else and will force.people to do my bidding. I hate time wasting and people who just stand there waiting for everything to work out. When u become an adult and u have to work u have to do things urself in order to get things done.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
I want sex, like right now.

Second this.

Going to a wedding this Saturday. It will be the second wedding I've been to this year that it's the Bride's second marriage and I had previously attended their first wedding.

or in maths, 2+2=4.

I think you should tap your glass with your fork and say "speech speech speech speech" more than a handful of times.

Irish wedding. Last time the best man who happened to be a fresh off the boat drunk Irishmen gave a 10min speech, I think I understood a good 7, maybe 8 words.

Awww

I have a job interview today and I'm a bundle of nerves. Great.

Masturbate before you go.

Good luck.