tell the truth about your self...

Started by Captain Maynard4,912 pages

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i ...need...muzzik!
*sings The Final Countdown by Europe*

Popcorn flavored jelly beans are teh nasty.

agreed

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
agreed

I'm eating through a box of Jelly Belly 20 flavor and trying not to waste any of them. ermm

14 is WAAYYYYY too young to be losing your virginity.
🤨

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
14 is WAAYYYYY too young to be losing your virginity.
🤨

Who did what?

Originally posted by Tattoo
I'm eating through a box of Jelly Belly 20 flavor and trying not to waste any of them. ermm

Got any Root Beer or Dr Pepper flavored ones? droolio

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Got any Root Beer or Dr Pepper flavored ones? droolio

No, but I had some Chocolate Pudding ones that were so awesome. droolio

When I told my parents about my engagement to my girlfriend, my dad said:

"You know what I say about marriage. You get 3 rings. The Engagement Ring. The Wedding Ring. And the Suffer-Ring"

That always makes me lol.

I burned my chemistry notebook tonight. It felt good.

Originally posted by Tattoo
No, but I had some Chocolate Pudding ones that were so awesome. droolio

definitley awesome ✅

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
When I told my parents about my engagement to my girlfriend, my dad said:

"You know what I say about marriage. You get 3 rings. The Engagement Ring. The Wedding Ring. And the Suffer-Ring"

That always makes me lol.

That is soo true

There is a forth ring though!

The Wonder Ring where you went so badly wrong...

I just finished watching porn. 🙂

wash your hands

Originally posted by Secretus
wash your hands

😑 Who says I di....yeah I did. 🙂

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
When I told my parents about my engagement to my girlfriend, my dad said:

"You know what I say about marriage. You get 3 rings. The Engagement Ring. The Wedding Ring. And the Suffer-Ring"

That always makes me lol.

See, I didn't know you were engaged to your girlfriend. We should talk more.

Originally posted by Tattoo
😑 Who says I di....yeah I did. 🙂
ken uses both hands. 🥷

I use my girlfriends hands!

Ive had too much sleep in the last 24 hours.

I've forgotten what real sleep is 🙁