Originally posted by DarkC
Okay, madly sexist. 😛For some reason I take offense to sexism against women but think it's funny for men. I dunno why.
Good way to be.
😊
Depends on how the joke is said though.
What company and mood there is in the room.
I mean, never make a sexist joke to break the ice on a first date.
One uy did that, and I threw my drink in his face and left.
😐
Originally posted by Ambience
Good way to be.
😊Depends on how the joke is said though.
What company and mood there is in the room.
I mean, never make a sexist joke to break the ice on a first date.
One uy did that, and I threw my drink in his face and left.
😐
I go "😐" and say "That's not funny" and my friends give me the look.
(I didn't make a sexist joke, did I?! 😖 )
I act feminine in many ways.
Originally posted by DarkC
What's wrong with that, GIIIIIRL? mhm(How've you been baby? hug )
No OK seriously.
Me and my friend go into the dining room, after cooking the meal for his 64th birthday. As soon as we set it all down, he looks at me and is holding up his glass. Frankly, I didn't know what the hell he wanted so I took my place. I was figuring he wanted us to raise our glasses in a speech. Suddenly, he snarls at me.
"hey girl, you thick or something? get me another rum and coke!"
and I stare at him for a moment, struck by his rudeness, and he starts waving his glass around in the air.
Ah God you have no idea how badly I wanted to get out of there. 😐
Originally posted by Ambience
No OK seriously.
Me and my friend go into the dining room, after cooking the meal for his 64th birthday. As soon as we set it all down, he looks at me and is holding up his glass. Frankly, I didn't know what the hell he wanted so I took my place. I was figuring he wanted us to raise our glasses in a speech. Suddenly, he snarls at me."hey girl, you thick or something? get me another rum and coke!"
and I stare at him for a moment, struck by his rudeness, and he starts waving his glass around in the air.
Ah God you have no idea how badly I wanted to get out of there. 😐
Still, my exact words to him had I been there would have been a very angry:
"Hey Gramps....talk like that again to my girlfriend and I'll break your hip."
Originally posted by DarkC
It makes me look like a wimp around the guys though.I go "😐" and say "That's not funny" and my friends give me the look.
(I didn't make a sexist joke, did I?! 😖 )I act feminine in many ways.
I don't think so.
Acting feminine is paintin your nails with a transparent solution to make them watermelon scented.
like I just did.
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Originally posted by DarkC
I can sort of understand his reasoning, having grown up in times where women were still considered inferior.Still, my exact words to him had I been there would have been a very angry:
"Hey Gramps....talk like that again to my girlfriend and I'll break your hip."
he'd probably grab his cane and demand a fight on the back of the farm.
he was feisty alright.
cranky to.
I don't see how an old person can have so much rage. 😖
Originally posted by Ambience
I don't think so.
Acting feminine is paintin your nails with a transparent solution to make them watermelon scented.
like I just did.
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I wouldn't do something like that unless it was for laughs.
Then again.......
Actually nah.
I'd try lip gloss on though.
Originally posted by DarkC
Oooooh, I should have tried to get a whiff of it the last three times. 😛I wouldn't do something like that unless it was for laughs.
Then again.......Actually nah.
I'd try lip gloss on though.
I made my friend Scott wear my lipgloss once.
he also let me do his eyes and hair.
but he wouldn't try on my dress.
D:
Originally posted by Ambience
he'd probably grab his cane and demand a fight on the back of the farm.
he was feisty alright.
cranky to.
I don't see how an old person can have so much rage. 😖
Tell you what, I'd make as if to fight and then you lead me away gently by the arm. 😛
Originally posted by Ambience
I made my friend Scott wear my lipgloss once.
he also let me do his eyes and hair.
but he wouldn't try on my dress.
D:
If someone gives me the look, I just look down at you and say "Ask her!"
As for the dress.....I don't think I'd fit. But we can try.
Just not in sight of normal people. 😂
Originally posted by Ambience
nah.
imma film it.
vin
Originally posted by DarkC
Well, I wouldn't mind if you did that, so long as we were seen together.If someone gives me the look, I just look down at you and say "Ask her!"
As for the dress.....I don't think I'd fit. But we can try.
Just not in sight of normal people. 😂I'd get him into a submission lock and give him the sleeper hold to stop things from getting messy. 😊
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damn babe.
you take devotion to a new level.
I can't help but play that out in my head.
As he beats the back of your shins with his wooden cane and cusses you out. 😛
Omg, when it turned 10, a few kids came to the door for a fund raiser, and he was like "YOU DAMN KIDS! GET OFF OF MY LAWN OR I'LL GET IN MY CAR AND RUN YOU ALL OVER!"
xD
Originally posted by Ambience
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damn babe.
you take devotion to a new level.I can't help but play that out in my head.
As he beats the back of your shins with his wooden cane and cusses you out. 😛Omg, when it turned 10, a few kids came to the door for a fund raiser, and he was like "YOU DAMN KIDS! GET OFF OF MY LAWN OR I'LL GET IN MY CAR AND RUN YOU ALL OVER!"
xD
Me too, I can just imagine.
I can take the shin whacking for a while and remain calm, but I go from calm to a rampaging fury instantaneously. It's scary.
The closing whack would make me snatch the cane and hurl it out the window with an animal roar. 😐
When my temper breaks, it breaks fantastically.
If I had a suit of MJOLNIR....😉 I think you know what I'm referring to.