tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Kosta
I sucessfully gave up smoking nearly 3 months ago. Cold turkey. I'm so fkn proud of myself. 😄

Congratulations.

Röland is one lucky bastard. jockey

One of my favourite moments in life is that second right before a kiss.

I totally got cockblocked tonight by some goth kid.

Mines when she goes home, and I can sleep.

I dream about fictional characters sometimes. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
I dream about fictional characters sometimes. vin

Ive had three hours sleep in the past three days.
Im wrecked, but I cant sleep.

I have 8 unused condoms in my drawer that need to be used. 😐

Originally posted by Thorrin
I like the one where the dwarf with the huge dong has his way with you. vin

Don't you call Batman a smurf. vin

Originally posted by Röland
I have 8 unused condoms in my drawer that need to be used. 😐

Fine, I'll be right over.

Originally posted by Röland
I have 8 unused condoms in my drawer that need to be used. 😐

Originally posted by Röland
I have 8 unused condoms in my drawer that need to be used. 😐

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't you call Batman a smurf. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't you call Batman a smurf. vin

She's right. He's not blue everywhere vin

Originally posted by TheMercurial
Fine, I'll be right over.

TF? 😐

Originally posted by Barker
I think condoms expire after 10 years. 😐

You're wrong.....it's 20. 😐

Originally posted by Thorrin
~rolandwank~ 13

I dunt want to waste them. 131wank

Originally posted by Thorrin
~rolandwank~ Make sense Irene, make sense. 13

****, I could have swore that said smurf. sly

Originally posted by Röland
You're wrong.....it's 20. 😐

Maybe pick up some new ones? Ones that weren't bought in the 80's? 😐

Originally posted by Barker
They must be all dry by now then.

Maybe pick up some new ones? Ones that weren't bought in the 80's? 😐

The hell?

Originally posted by silver_tears
****, I could have swore that said smurf. sly

<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.
<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
<Scotty> And she scanned them.
<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God
<Scotty> Until the day I die
<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.
<DanT> haha
<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.