tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Barker
<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.
<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
<Scotty> And she scanned them.
<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God
<Scotty> Until the day I die
<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.
<DanT> haha
<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.

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Originally posted by Barker
<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.
<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
<Scotty> And she scanned them.
<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God
<Scotty> Until the day I die
<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.
<DanT> haha
<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.

Originally posted by Thorrin
But where did you get BatMan from? haermm

He's the one I dream about. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
He's the one I dream about. vin

Me? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
He's the one I dream about. vin

Originally posted by Thorrin
I still have my Batman costume from when I was 10, wana role play sometime? vin

Can you do amazing things with your utility belt? vin

Originally posted by Röland
Me? vin

Nah, you I just bang. 31jockey

Originally posted by silver_tears
Nah, you I just bang. 31jockey

I remember the last time, it was magical. 13jockey

Originally posted by silver_tears
Can you do amazing things with your utility belt? vin

Nah, you I just bang. 31jockey

Originally posted by Röland
I remember the last time, it was magical. 13jockey

I'm sorry I left while you were sleeping. 13jockey

Originally posted by Thorrin
I have many gadgets, and not to mention huge Bat****. ermmvin

Batluck? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm sorry I left while you were sleeping. 13jockey

I even made you breakfast, then realized you weren't in the shower. cryoh

Originally posted by Röland
I even made you breakfast, then realized you weren't in the shower. cryoh

I had to work baby, but I did leave behind my bra for you to remember me. smoke

Originally posted by silver_tears
Batluck? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
I had to work baby, but I did leave behind my bra for you to remember me. smoke

The leopard skin one? You leave so many at my love shack, I can't remember which bra goes with which night. 13

Originally posted by Röland
The leopard skin one? You leave so many at my love shack, I can't remember which bra goes with which night. 13

No, the one with no straps and a lace cups. cryoh

Originally posted by Thorrin
Change the l and the u to a c and an o. vin

Aren't those supposed to be tiny? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, the one with no straps and a lace cups. cryoh

It smells lovely. cryoh

Originally posted by Röland
It smells lovely. cryoh

That's the lotion I cover my body in. cryohhappy

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, the one with no straps and a lace cups. cryoh

Aren't those supposed to be tiny? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's the lotion I cover my body in. cryohhappy

It brings back memories of intense pleasure. cryohhappy

Originally posted by Röland
It brings back memories of intense pleasure. cryohhappy

Again and again, and a third time. herbtouched

Originally posted by Thorrin
Not on me. vin

I like you. vin