tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'm tattooing a get next weekend! Whadday know?

I know how to say the alphabet backwards. The trick is to start with z.

😂

I have to penises. I guess you could call 'em peni.

I used to sleep on a top bunk.

The plural of penis is "pineapple"

Doesnt everyone know that?

Originally posted by TheMercurial
The plural of penis is "pineapple"

Doesnt everyone know that?

Because it's a filthy lie.

Hehe I like the word "filthy."

I go to church so I can stare at hot guys. 😐

It's hard to wank to the beat of a Techno song. 😐 ermm

You'll crampy your hand up.

I have monkeys flying out of my butt.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I have monkeys flying out of my butt.

Originally posted by Tsure
You lie. This isn't Bruce Almighty here. 😐

...Okay, it isn't monkeys....

I sleep with six pillows.

I am SO f*cking bored.

I need to click my neck.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
i hump everybody

But I don't have to make this mistake, and I don't have to stay this way.

^^I don't find that hard to beleive.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I am SO f*cking bored.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I haven't been truly happy in a long time, and nobody's the wiser because I pretend.