tell the truth about your self...

Started by teh_perfection4,912 pages
Originally posted by ladygrim
Dog died 🙁

Sorry for you. If my cat died I would be crying, and I never cry. We are very close. 😛

Originally posted by Röland
I don't think anything happened, I was too drunk and passed out anyway.

My thoughts: Don't sit on couches with strangers.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My thoughts: Don't sit on couches with strangers.
or with dark urine stains.

amen to that

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My thoughts: Don't sit on couches with strangers.

I wasn't sitting.

I fell onto a bed and passed out. 😂

and that stuff on the arm rest? that aint dried up gravy.

Originally posted by Röland
I wasn't sitting.

I fell onto a bed and passed out. 😂

I know two straight dudes did that. And when I woke up they were all tangled up together under a blanket.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I know two straight dudes that did that. And when I woke up they were all tangled up together under a blanket.

Did you take a pic and spread it over the interweb?

The bear comes over the mountain, and what do you think he saw?

Originally posted by Röland
Did you take a pic and spread it over the interweb?

I didn't have a camera. 🙁 Damn it.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I didn't have a camera. 🙁 Damn it.

You could have blackmailed them bad. 😛

One of them wouldn't really have minded.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
One of them wouldn't really have minded.

I see.....or do I.

man, I could tell you guys a story, but.....

He was a hippy. 😐
He told me my "blouse was very pretty."

Dirty hippies. 😐

I'm cleaning my nails.lf

Hmmm I may have ****ed something up just now. hmm

Originally posted by Röland
Friday night/early Saturday morning, I was wasted. I was laying on a bed then the next thing I know I wake up and there is some random chick laying beside me. I still have no idea if we messed around or not.

😆

One time I woke up on my couch, and next to me was some black chick with her pants off.

Sorry, African American chick.

She doesn't remember and I don't remember if anything happened.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Hmmm I may have ****ed something up just now. hmm

Was it a good thing?ermm