tell the truth about your self...

Started by PiruBlood4,912 pages

i dont get intiminated

VH1 is having technical difficulties and it's annoying. 🙁

i have 91% of ffx2 complete... cant beat that Trema *******

I'm hungry.

I am bored.

Mom's cooking homeade pizza and it smells good.

When I was 19-20, I masturbated once while driving, just to see if it was possible.

Originally posted by Robtard
When I was 19-20, I masturbated once while driving, just to see if it was possible.

xd2 Did things work out? Lolz!

Hmm...I can't figure out the point of your signature, Rob.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
xd2 Did things work out? Lolz!

Hmm...I can't figure out the point of your signature, Rob.

I did, but it wasn't a great orgasm, the fear of crashing or having a bus full of kindergarten kids drive by kept me from achieving maximum release pleasure.

It's a joke related to "Team America: World Police"... you'd have to have seen it to understand.

Originally posted by Robtard
I did, but it wasn't a great orgasm, the fear of crashing or having a bus full of kindergarten kids drive by kept me from achieving maximum release pleasure.

It's a joke related to "Team America: World Police"... you'd have to have seen it to understand.


I understand you completely. xD That's great though.

Ah, okie dokes. Yeah I haven't seen it so I don't expect to understand that.

Originally posted by Robtard
I did, but it wasn't a great orgasm, the fear of crashing or having a bus full of kindergarten kids drive by kept me from achieving maximum release pleasure.

I could see Bardock or Schecter keep going if a bus full of children drove by.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's a joke related to "Team America: World Police"... you'd have to have seen it to understand.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ah, okie dokes. Yeah I haven't seen it so I don't expect to understand that.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Röland
YouTube video

😂 That's just goofy.

Originally posted by Robtard
When I was 19-20, I masturbated once while driving, just to see if it was possible.

That's awesome.

*Note to self*

What about being given head while driving? I see it in teh movies!
whitedur

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What about being given head while driving? I see it in teh movies!
whitedur

I wouldn't try it, you see, on one side I am super sensitive and that side faces toward the passenger seat. So I would inevitably wreck the car and probably have my cock bit off.

Originally posted by Röland
I could see Bardock or Schecter keep going if a bus full of children drove by.

Bingo.

Originally posted by Secretus
That's awesome.

*Note to self*

Have tissue ready, cum on the steering wheel isn't fun.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What about being given head while driving? I see it in teh movies!
whitedur

Not to long ago, I was in a turning lane and happened to look to the car on my right-hand side, just to witness a head bobbing up and down and the guy staring at me with a huge smile on his face. Really creeped me out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Have tissue ready, cum on the steering wheel isn't fun.

😆

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What about being given head while driving? I see it in teh movies!
whitedur

I have; I love it... I tried to be the giver once, but it's near impossible to reach the clit with the woman in a seated [car] position.