tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Secretus
Not to long ago, I was in a turning lane and happened to look to the car on my right-hand side, just to witness a head bobbing up and down and the guy staring at me with a huge smile on his face. Really creeped me out.

Originally posted by Robtard
I have; I love it... I tried to be the giver once, but it's near impossible to reach the clit with the woman in a seated [car] position.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What about being given head while driving? I see it in teh movies!
whitedur

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You would crash and probably lose your dick.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
If I had one, Mr PiruBlood's sock.

i need to print something but am paper-less.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm not his sock, he starts shit with me and got me banned. I was not saying you had one, that's just how I talk.

Some days are amazing.😊

I adore Chris Crocker.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I adore Chrisst Crocker.

Originally posted by Robtard

i just had dinnah.

I'm terribly missing someone I saw only 9 hours ago.

I'm watching Austin Powers in Goldmember! crylaugh

i am getting reeeaaallly sleeepy here.

Ditto.

I like to wear an elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

I'm about to go make myself some lunch for tomorrow.

Originally posted by Vathu
I like to wear an elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

that sounds cool...if i had been in line..i would've defended you...

I fell asleep with wet hair and now it's all crazy and wild looking. 😂

i like my hair when it looks like that tho😛