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outarddwarf Battle Juggerpope!

Battle of losers

Lets see who has had the most embarrasing or otherwise crappy fight. This could be like how the fight ended (rhino getting shrunk and becoming a keychain) or based on who beat who (spiderman vs firelord). so whos the biggest loser.

brainchild81 Privateer

Prometheus. Went from being an A list villian to getting beaten by a butler.

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by brainchild81
Prometheus. Went from being an A list villian to getting beaten by a butler.

As if Alfred isn't an A lister himself.

🙄

Darth_Erebus The End

Terrax, as powerful as he is, never seems to win anything.

outarddwarf Battle Juggerpope!

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Terrax, as powerful as he is, never seems to win anything.

specific examples?

Dizzle KMC Authority!!!

Originally posted by outarddwarf
specific examples?

For his own benefit, a lot of his ass kickings involve some pretty big guns... Like Thanos, Tyrant, and Sentry... But they seem to happen more often than him actually winning.

Rhino's definitely the biggest loser in comics. Who kicks his ass? Everyone kicks his ass. Everyone. I don't think he's ever won a fight.

Let's see... Electro got raped... Doctor Light got lobotomized, though he's powerful again.

In terms of single fights, Metron the New God got one shotted by Batman. And every crossover that's ever happened... happened.

Squirrel Girl's probably the antithesis to this thread. She's got probably the lamest powerset one can imagine but what does she do with it? Beats up on Thanos and Doom. Rock on Squirrel Girl. Rock on.

brainchild81 Privateer

Originally posted by Juntai
As if Alfred isn't an A lister himself.
🙄

😆 Probably an A list butler. Not somebody for a supervillain to brag about fighting though.

Sixth_Winged Senior Member

Rhino defines the word..........

Femi32 Senior Member

Originally posted by Dizzle

Let's see... Electro got raped... Doctor Light got lobotomized, though he's powerful again.

I went on that site Brainchild had linked to his sig about a month ago and they were joking about Electro getting raped. I thought it was a joke, but I guess it's true. When did that happen?

Marcus4600 Restricted

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Electro, though possessing A-class powers, is definitely also an A-class loser, but what has his raping to do with it?!

jasofisc Senior Member

Electro got acutaly raped that freken crazy , but the guy i would like to nomnate for this is King Thor when he got beat by Cap. america what a freken joke

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!

Namor when he got beaten by Wolverine.

Seriously, the man murders an Atlantean in front of his eyes, and he fights him all peacefully?

Then some people have nerve to say that he was pissed off when fighting him.

THIS is Namor pissed off:
http://x11.putfile.com/11/30815311057.gif

This isn't:
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6471/notpissedoff6rs.gif

Had Namor even been moderately pissed off, all that the people would have seen would have been a flurry of fists and a quivering mass of flesh, blood and adamantium that was once known as Wolverine.

APOCALYPSE NUR Senior Member

Originally posted by Dizzle
For his own benefit, a lot of his ass kickings involve some pretty big guns... Like Thanos, Tyrant, and Sentry... But they seem to happen more often than him actually winning.
Rhino's definitely the biggest loser in comics. Who kicks his ass? Everyone kicks his ass. Everyone. I don't think he's ever won a fight.
Let's see... Electro got raped... Doctor Light got lobotomized, though he's powerful again.
In terms of single fights, Metron the New God got one shotted by Batman. And every crossover that's ever happened... happened.
Squirrel Girl's probably the antithesis to this thread. She's got probably the lamest powerset one can imagine but what does she do with it? Beats up on Thanos and Doom. Rock on Squirrel Girl. Rock on.

Beautiful post mate, beautiful post.

Also, I would (obviously) like to nominate Apocalypse to this list. You CANNOT deny, APOCALYPSE vs. dracula (???!!!!).

However, I don't think he's the biggest loser. That would have to be Electro (when did he get RAPED???!!!! geez.)
God--- I mean APOCALYPSE --- Marvel pisses me off!

but DUDE---- ELECTRO GOT RAPED?!!!??!!!!?!????????!!!! 🙁 😕 😘 By a woman I hope.....

OH, almost forgot-----Sunfire.

Sunfire + Deathstrike = dead ass deathstrike or at least stalemate.
Sunfire lost his damn legs!!! WTF?!!! Why would they write that? 🙁

APOCALYPSE NUR Senior Member

Also, I consider none of these people losers, because the stuff that happenes to them is unfair. Losers are the ones who....who.....I dunno, maybe they are losers. Not to me though. All the ones listed so far are pretty cool, nice characters who really haven't effed with anybody ever.

Marvel is a cruel, cruel company. They want us to buy there comics, but they kill and RAPE (?!) our characters, or make them fight dracula and almost lose repeatedly.

WHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!

There needs to be formed a coalition of superhero creative rights that fights for the anti-bastardization of our beloveds and gods
*cough* APOCALYPSE *cough*.

ExtraMision5555 SKELLETIL RESARCH

wait, electro LITERALLY got raped?

APOCALYPSE NUR Senior Member

That's what I thought they said.

didn't he? Thought that someone said he did. I mean, I HOPE NOT!

outarddwarf Battle Juggerpope!

outarddwarf Battle Juggerpope!

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A jet with the blob in it.

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Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
wait, electro LITERALLY got raped?

I heard he got the Prison lovin.......

Ahh Milliar. You and your wacky antics