Fifa Germany 2006 - world cup thread

I suppose you don't have a movie named after you for nothing. I mean seriously who didn't see him converting that.

Hmm...interesting.

See what I mean? The man missed 20, scores one (barely) and everyone starts orally stimulating him.

Disgraceful. He played shit and has continually played shit.

-AC

If you really wanna be like Beckham, it's take more than just a haircut. You also need to be metro sexual, have a British accent, and marry an anorexic ex-spice girl. Then you're almost there. Whether or not you can actually play futbol is irrelevant. 😕

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
See what I mean? The man missed 20, scores one (barely) and everyone starts orally stimulating him.

Disgraceful. He played shit and has continually played shit.

-AC

Dude, you should seriously think about relocating. Also, decaf definitely decaf! Just a suggestion is all.

Are you from England? Just curious.

Because the only people who don't understand my dislike for him are unquestionable England supporters and Americans, mostly. If you lived here and watched the English press ignore his mistakes and more or less explode over his odd singular good cross or free kick, you'd grasp it.

He should be playing in the celebrity matches, not in the World Cup. Aaron Lennon should be where Beckham is, the man is pathetic. The Rooney hype I take with a pinch of salt because he's a great player, even if he's not as great as people say, but Beckham is not as I'm sure you know.

-AC

Believe me, I feel your pain man but my suggestion still stands.

Originally posted by RZA
If you really wanna be like Beckham, it's take more than just a haircut. You also need to be metro sexual, have a British accent, and marry an anorexic ex-spice girl. Then you're almost there. Whether or not you can actually play futbol is irrelevant. 😕

The only trouble i'll be having would be the British accent, methinks. 😕

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
See what I mean? The man missed 20, scores one (barely) and everyone starts orally stimulating him.

Disgraceful. He played shit and has continually played shit.

-AC

Well, I know for a fact that I'm not orally stimulating him.

I like his haircut and I thought his free kick was okay.

You're only proving my point.

-AC

Aww...but I liked his haircut way before he made that goal. 🙁

As above, it remains the same.

He's in the squad because the press love him, Sven is scared of the press. It's people making comments like "Beckham has nice hair" that keeps him there and Aaron Lennon on the bench. Never mind that Lennon is a better player now than Beckham ever was, is or will be.

-AC

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
The only trouble i'll be having would be the British accent, methinks. 😕

Bah, rubbish, It' not as hard as you think. Just practice saying phrases like 'that's bollocks' or 'bloody hell' and 'you're a bloody mug' or 'Fancy a pint mate, how's a bout a cup of tea', 'How's yo mum, Cheers!

It's rather simple really. If anything just take pointers from that Geico gecko or Stewie Griffin from family guy, don't worry you should be an expert in no time. thumbsup

Well, AC, I still don't understand how me liking his hair makes me orally stimulating Becks. Nonetheless, Lennon should get to play more. ✅

ah what a bloody good game that was, eh? could you feel the excitement? sizziling wasn't it? the Sealions are on the very brink to greatness... 😐

now i got to hide from my wive, cause Holland's playing.. 😄

Originally posted by RZA
Bah, rubbish, It' not as hard as you think. Just practice saying phrases like 'that's bollocks' or 'bloody hell' and 'you're a bloody mug' or 'Fancy a pint mate, how's a bout a cup of tea', 'How's yo mum, Cheers!

It's rather simple really. If anything just take pointers from that Geico gecko or Stewie Griffin from family guy, don't worry you should be an expert in no time. thumbsup

Okey-dokey. I guess that just leaves the hair then. 😛

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Okey-dokey. I guess that just leaves the hair then. 😛

Just take a pic of him with you to the local hairstylist and say 'I want to look like him' then wait for his expression and then add 'Just the hair of course!'' 😉

Originally posted by RZA
Just take a pic of him with you to the local hairstylist and say 'I want to look like him' then wait for his expression and then add 'Just the hair of course!'' 😉

😂 For sure.

Yo guys, hell of a match between Portugal and Holland!

Cards were all over the place!

What a farce that game was, shame. Good game until the cards started coming out left, right and centre.

England Vs Portugal again, should be interesting.

-AC