Please don't think less of me...

Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away. Here's my victory pic:

dashing i must say 😄

Here's me ripping off my bikini bottoms:

Singing my song:

Congrats... I guess...

*thinks less of you* 😬

I won $50 for it too:

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* 😬

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* 😬

😆

Oh well, do I know you anyway?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*continues* 😐

Originally posted by Myth
😆

Oh well, do I know you anyway?

doubtful hmm

Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:

Or maybe this guy:

Originally posted by Myth
Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:

Originally posted by Myth
Or maybe this guy:

😆

Originally posted by Myth
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away.

What the hell kinda school do you go to? shock

A private college in Oregon.

😆 😐

Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.

Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.

oh, I thought it was a high school thing... carry on. 😄

Yeah, that wouldn't have gone well with the principle at my old high school.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
let me guess...all boys? 😆