Please don't think less of me...

you make a convincing drag queen i must say

Originally posted by Myth
Yeah, that wouldn't have gone well with the principle at my old high school.

lol. That would be horribly wrong. No, this performance was for the ladies. Its also quite nice getting help with your bathing suit from several girls at once 😉

Well, it kind of makes it a game. I call it, "Try not to get a boner when 3 giggling girls are trying to help you place your junk in a banana hammock."

Originally posted by Myth
Well, it kind of makes it a game. I call it, "Try not to get a boner when 3 giggling girls are trying to help you place your junk in a banana hammock."

And for the record, the thong was home-made, which was why I needed help to make sure it was made in a way so that my junk didn't fall out.

Originally posted by Myth
And for the record, the thong was home-made, which was why I needed help to make sure it was made in a way so that my junk didn't fall out.

Spoiler:
i swear i'm not

Originally posted by Myth
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away. Here's my victory pic:

At Relay For Life (cancer fundraiser) my family threw a competition like this. I didn't enter, but my grandpa did and he got 3rd place.

They are doing it again this year and they are making a calander.

They call it the Cinderfella Pagent.

Received more pics:

You can see the black thong a little bit:

😆

You have a nice ass. 😛

Thanks. 🙂

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* 😬

Originally posted by DiamondBullets

^ 😆

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* 😬

thats funny but it would take alot more than 50 bucks to get me in a thong ,those pictures are gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

omg hysterical

I actually think more of you. I know heaps of guys who would be too embarrassed and would make fun of you because they don't have the guts to do that. Congrats on your win!

Originally posted by Nevermind
I actually think more of you. I know heaps of guys who would be too embarrassed and would make fun of you because they don't have the guts to do that. Congrats on your win!

I have the gut's to do it..........but not for 50 bucks

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I have the gut's to do it..........but not for 50 bucks