Punisher vs. Post crisis Superman

Started by Darth Kal-El3 pages

Originally posted by Thor Man
Superman would be careless to dodge the bullets, he would think frank is just an ordinary thug with man made bullets, but frank has Kryptonite bullets =).

BANG BANG BANG

Superman: AGHHHH!

Superman falls to the ground.

uhh no...

Originally posted by TheKahn
prep is overrated...

hysterical
Awesome.

he could just shoot supes in the face while he's sleeping with k night bullets

Originally posted by Darth Kal-El
well like i said, if they meet accidentally w/o prep, Superman KO's him. But if Punisher has prep, kryptonite bullets can do the job. Or he can just bring Kryptonite to the battle and kick superman in the balls.
Except the thread creator said no Kryptonite.
Not that having a kryptonite bullet is going to all of a sudden kill Superman. He's dealt with people using them before. Remember. It's just a speeding bullet.

Originally posted by Darth Kal-El
in my previous post, i said "snipe superman from away"

Sniping might not be as effective as one may think.

Take Batman for example .....some perp tried to shoot him using a sniper rifle, and Batman felt the pressure change in the air and instinctively got out of the way before the bullet could impact.
I have the scan below.
Anyways, if Batman can be able to do that by simply feeling the pressure change (and goodness, Batgirl does such stuff all the time) ...then Kal-El can certainly detect a bullet heading towards him.

If the Punisher pulls the trigger he'd better hope that his bullet is travelling at light speed, because anything slower is his @$$.
Now, since bullets do not traverse distances at light speed then the Punisher is facing a real crisis (a good rifle can have a speed of ranging from 600 to 4,000 feet per second, with the large majority having a speed around the speed of sound: approx. 1,100 feet per second..... although a silenced rifle will have a far slower speed .....but even assuming Punisher goes for a powerful rifle the speed of the bullet will be far slower than what is needed to befuddle Superman).

Anyways, (EFFECTIVELY) using a sniper rifle against Batman would be a severe challenge that is prone to (catastrophic) failure.
However, using a sniper rifle against Superman would be tantamount to suicide.

Anyways ....here is the scan as promised (if Batman can do this then what can Superman do?):

well he is faster than a speeding bullet...seriously, heat vision beats bullets everytime.

and that punisher vs marvel universe was just pure comedy

😂 Nice Batman scan. Peak human...right.

Originally posted by The Ion
😂 Nice Batman scan. Peak human...right.

Yep.
LOL.
Batman as 'peak human' is one of the biggest (undiscovered) jokes in comics. He consistently does things that are beyond most superheroes (note: SUPERheroes).
Check out the following Batman Respect site (one of the best if not THE best): Batman Respect site

The site has his feats subdivided into categories, and some of his feats are, simply put, NOT peak human but something else.
Something higher.

One that made me laugh was when he caught a zooming and wafting Impulse (note: a speed-force speedster) by the hair without even looking.
Batman has the JLA fooled .....he aint no human (pardon the vernacular).

Anyways, here are a couple of scans that show 'peak human' speed (cough cough - superspeed-cough).

Originally posted by The Ion
😂 Nice Batman scan. Peak human...right.

Know what .....DC should print a one-shot Batman thing that explores his 'peak humanity.'
A sample panel would be of Batman swinging of a Batline as usual,but then the last panel would show what the batline grappel is attached to .......and it would be nothing.
Basically it would have Batman as having fooled everyone into believing he swings from a batline, when in reality the Batline is nothing but a length of rope held taut by his 'telekinesis,' and that he actually 'flies.'
They'd also show that his disappearing act (which he likes to pull on Gordon) is actually 'teleportation.'
They could show him outracing the Flash.
That he is actually both the Martian Manhunter and WonderWoman .....in that he split 'clones' of himself and 'shapeshifted' them into a green Martian telepath and a Greek demo-goddess.
The true power of Oa could be shown as coming from some generator in the Batcave.

And maybe at the end they could have the Spectre going forth to get his next mission, and kneeling before a celestial Batman ...and calling him sire.
End panel!

Oh .....and Alfred would actually be Darkseid in disguise.

Wow,poor frank.....whats next,bucky vs fin fang foom?

Snatching Kyle's ring is a speed feat? David Blaine could do that.

Originally posted by spetznaz
Yep.
LOL.
Batman as 'peak human' is one of the biggest (undiscovered) jokes in comics. He consistently does things that are beyond most superheroes (note: SUPERheroes).
Check out the following Batman Respect site (one of the best if not THE best): Batman Respect site

The site has his feats subdivided into categories, and some of his feats are, simply put, NOT peak human but something else.
Something higher.

One that made me laugh was when he caught a zooming and wafting Impulse (note: a speed-force speedster) by the hair without even looking.
Batman has the JLA fooled .....he aint no human (pardon the vernacular).

Anyways, here are a couple of scans that show 'peak human' speed (cough cough - superspeed-cough).


Nice site. I especially like the one where he bends multiple steel bars at the same time to restrain someone and also where he lifts 300lbs with one hand and broken ribs. 😕

Well, we all know that Frank is a sneaky mother f*cker. He'd just wait on the rooftops of Metropolis, and find out Superman's patterns. Then, he'd set a trap for him that would release Kryptonite dust into a room, or rig a bomb with a explosion with the same radiation as kryptonite. Outside of setting a trap, it ain't happening.

Originally posted by Marcus4600
Well, we all know that Frank is a sneaky mother f*cker. He'd just wait on the rooftops of Metropolis, and find out Superman's patterns. Then, he'd set a trap for him that would release Kryptonite dust into a room, or rig a bomb with a explosion with the same radiation as kryptonite. Outside of setting a trap, it ain't happening.
From what I gather, simply mimic-ed radiation won't work. It -has- to be a piece of his homeworld.

In either case, neither of those plots would work, Superman took a nuke while standing in kryptonite. lol.
Its all a fable.

Now, since people seemed to miss it, and it's been stated multiple times in the thread.

NO KRYPTONITE.
IT SAYS IT IN THE ORIGINAL POST.

than he has no chance

If no Kryptonite, fine. He lures him into a warehouse full of red sun projectors( ala Superman: Red Son), and f**ks him up while he can.
Other than that, Punisher is toast here.

is prep time even stated and has frank done stuff like that?