Punisher vs. Post crisis Superman

Originally posted by spetznaz
Know what .....DC should print a one-shot Batman thing that explores his 'peak humanity.'
A sample panel would be of Batman swinging of a Batline as usual,but then the last panel would show what the batline grappel is attached to .......and it would be nothing.
Basically it would have Batman as having fooled everyone into believing he swings from a batline, when in reality the Batline is nothing but a length of rope held taut by his 'telekinesis,' and that he actually 'flies.'
They'd also show that his disappearing act (which he likes to pull on Gordon) is actually 'teleportation.'
They could show him outracing the Flash.
That he is actually both the Martian Manhunter and WonderWoman .....in that he split 'clones' of himself and 'shapeshifted' them into a green Martian telepath and a Greek demo-goddess.
The true power of Oa could be shown as coming from some generator in the Batcave.

And maybe at the end they could have the Spectre going forth to get his next mission, and kneeling before a celestial Batman ...and calling him sire.
End panel!

Oh .....and Alfred would actually be Darkseid in disguise.

That would make a cool one-shot

Originally posted by Marcus4600
Well, we all know that Frank is a sneaky mother f*cker. He'd just wait on the rooftops of Metropolis, and find out Superman's patterns. Then, he'd set a trap for him that would release Kryptonite dust into a room, or rig a bomb with a explosion with the same radiation as kryptonite. Outside of setting a trap, it ain't happening.

Blah blah you know what I hear is a another Wolverine8888 Tony Stark.

Originally posted by Fanboy
Blah blah you know what I hear is a another Wolverine8888 Tony Stark.

You should go to a shrink about those voices - 😛

If Frank is given full knowledge of Superman's weaknesses and as much prep as he wants, then yes, he can kill him

🙂

Originally posted by Fanboy
Blah blah you know what I hear is a another Wolverine8888 Tony Stark.

No, you're hearing a realist. You don't wanna admit that Superman can be killed by a man with no powers, then fine. I've got two words for you, and that's Lex Luthor. Superman usually gets beat by humans because they outsmart him. He's not an incredibly brainy character. Keep your opinions of me to yourself, because you have no evidence that I'm a fanboy, but I have plenty of evidence that you're a dick.

Originally posted by Marcus4600
No, you're hearing a realist. You don't wanna admit that Superman can be killed by a man with no powers, then fine. I've got two words for you, and that's Lex Luthor. Superman usually gets beat by humans because they outsmart him. He's not an incredibly brainy character. Keep your opinions of me to yourself, because you have no evidence that I'm a fanboy, but I have plenty of evidence that you're a dick.

Lex Luthor.
Interesting point.

Although I'd be happy to see what Frank Castle can do that Lex, with all his genius intellect, his financial resources, and his passion for the demise of Superman .....plus access to not only the best tech Earth can offer but also wartech from Apokolips ....hasn't been able to do.

I'd love to hear how Castle could accomplish what Luthor has failed to do for so long. Have any ideas?
Oh, wait a minute ....you actually do.

You said the following: Well, we all know that Frank is a sneaky mother f*cker. He'd just wait on the rooftops of Metropolis, and find out Superman's patterns. Then, he'd set a trap for him that would release Kryptonite dust into a room, or rig a bomb with a explosion with the same radiation as kryptonite.

Weird that Luthor could never think of such a stratagem.
He shouldn't have wasted all that time getting Apokolips armor with red-ray repulsors and kryptonite gauntlets, as well as all those years coming up with very complex anti-Superman plans, when all he could have done is write down Kal El's flight patterns and set off a krypo-dust bomb.

Maybe he knows kryptonite is not all it is meant to be. Superman took a nuke blast point blank, even when he was severely poisoned with kryptonite.

Originally posted by spetznaz
Lex Luthor.
Interesting point.

Although I'd be happy to see what Frank Castle can do that Lex, with all his genius intellect, his financial resources, and his passion for the demise of Superman .....plus access to not only the best tech Earth can offer but also wartech from Apokolips ....hasn't been able to do.

I'd love to hear how Castle could accomplish what Luthor has failed to do for so long. Have any ideas?
Oh, wait a minute ....you actually do.

You said the following: [b]Well, we all know that Frank is a sneaky mother f*cker. He'd just wait on the rooftops of Metropolis, and find out Superman's patterns. Then, he'd set a trap for him that would release Kryptonite dust into a room, or rig a bomb with a explosion with the same radiation as kryptonite.

Weird that Luthor could never think of such a stratagem.
He shouldn't have wasted all that time getting Apokolips armor with red-ray repulsors and kryptonite gauntlets, as well as all those years coming up with very complex anti-Superman plans, when all he could have done is write down Kal El's flight patterns and set off a krypo-dust bomb.

Maybe he knows kryptonite is not all it is meant to be. Superman took a nuke blast point blank, even when he was severely poisoned with kryptonite. [/B]

No kryptonite? Hmmm. Well, there are always alternatives. Duplicating the radiation from a red sun and a .50 cal could work. Other than that, there's not really a way. This thread should have just been called 100 ways to kill Kal-El