Chuck norris vs M.R.T vs JP vs Bruce lee

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chuck norris by far.
now ad R2-D2, and you have one hell of a battle

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
chuck norris by far.
now ad R2-D2, and you have one hell of a battle

Actually I once heard Chuck Norris killed an alien queen with his bare hands.

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
chuck norris by far.
now ad R2-D2, and you have one hell of a battle

Wait cant JP beat chuck norris.

hahahahahahaha chuckin norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.collegehumor.com/jokes/1635428/

ok man chuck norris CAN TOUCH MC HAMMER

and he uses tabasco sauce for eye drops! Nothin can touch Chuck Norris

the only word in the english language that rhymes with orange, is chuck norris

Originally posted by ChaoticReign
Actually I once heard Chuck Norris killed an alien queen with his bare hands.

No thats an elder called broken tusk. Now the new genisis queen has Eternity alien, the galactus alien, the infinity alien, and death alien as her drones and their invicble.

Originally posted by bracken
No thats an elder called broken tusk. Now the new genisis queen has Eternity alien, the galactus alien, the infinity alien, and death alien as her drones and their invicble.

chuck norris IS the force

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
chuck norris IS the force

Chuck norris cant beat JP can he?

chuck norris stares at JP, and JP transforms into a mindless bunny rabbit

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
chuck norris stares at JP, and JP transforms into a mindless bunny rabbit

Do you know who JP is?

Sure he cant beat 5D cosmic aliens but he can beat anything else.

you dont seem to get it, chuck norris cannot lose

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

if a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear. chuck norris hears

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.