Everything we do In life is loosly based on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually knows EVERY language but demands everyone speak to him in "Basic Chuck" the language he perfected, we mortal's know it as "English"
Bigfoot does not exist, that's just Chuck Norris after not shaving for five minutes. On a side note the infamous Bigfoot tape is not a fake, but there is still a conspiracy. the real gritty secret is that the poor sap who filmed a fur bearing Norris was insatntly killed when Chuck glanced at him. the authorities were not able to identify the remains and to scared to try and bring Chuck in.
Chuck Norris was a playable character in the original Street Fighter 2 data base.But a glitch was fond that cosed every button to make him preform a roundhouse kick so he was taken out the game.When reporters asked him about it he replied (THATS NO GLITCH!!!!!........and then roundhouse kicked every reporter for wasting his time.
"At a demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon to be famous Bruce Lee, who would ingrain Norris in martial arts history forever with his portrayal as Bruce Lee's nemesis in the Way of the Dragon. But while the two were publicly friendly, contrary to what many (including Norris himself) state, they were not close friends. Lee had repeatedly humiliated Norris during a mock sparring session in the hotel hallway at the Long Beach International Karate Championships in 1964. And Norris had offended Lee when he publicly claimed to be a better fighter than Lee. When word got back to Lee, he called Norris and openly challenged him, threatening to drive to his school to fight (Norris was teaching his black belt class at that time). According to eye witnesses, Lee made Norris hold the phone receiver up and shout in front of his black belts, "Bruce Lee is a better fighter than me!" Later, Norris wrote an Apologetic Letter to Lee; the original letter is currently in the care of Lee's student, Dan Inosanto. Dan Inosanto currently still owns the Letter of Apology that Chuck Norris wrote to Bruce Lee, which is in a Long Beach Dojo. Yet despite these conflicts, the two managed to set aside any differences in pursuit of their mutual film aspirations and develop a friendly public persona toward one another.""
PWND!