Random Person IM'ed Me, So...

My goal of this convo is to be a total dick and lie to her until she blocks me, or until I'm satisfied and I block her.

Keep in mind that most everything I say in the following convo is a lie. It abruptly ends because the convo isn't over yet. I will post part 2 later.

KENObi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. = Me
Eva = Some bimbo whom I don't know.

Eva says:
hiya
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hey
Eva says:
im eva
Eva says:
n u r...............
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm Ken
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
How are you on my contact list when I don't remember adding you?
Eva says:
of i fre of mine gave it to me
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Who would that friend be?
Eva says:
kelly-anne
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Mmkay...where would I know her from?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
KMC?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If so, what's her username?
Eva says:
DNT NO?
Eva says:
HW OLD R U?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
22
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Turn caps lock off
Eva says:
OH IM 24
Eva says:
ok........
Eva says:
wot do u do for a livin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nothing at the moment, I'm between jobs.
Eva says:
u french?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nope, American
Eva says:
thats awesme!
Eva says:
u single?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, unfortunately
Eva says:
horny?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not at the moment.
Eva says:
wot part of england do u live
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 3,000+ miles East of England in Nevada, USA.
Eva says:
is it
Eva says:
oh i live in england
Eva says:
thats weird
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
👆
Eva says:
wots the us like, i have always dremt of goin there!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Boring, and everyone else in the world hates us...so, just peachy.
Eva says:
oh that can't be true
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Ever watch the news?
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
i no this souns stupis but.........
Eva says:
do u watch american idol
Eva says:
cus i do in england
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I despise it.
Eva says:
y?
Eva says:
its cool
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
1. It's Reality TV.
2. The songs they sing are shitty.
3. Not enough Simon Cowell ripping people new assholes.
Eva says:
lol
Eva says:
do u no by any chance of the person who went
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Went where?
Eva says:
american idol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
so were bout do is nervada
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If I did, I'd slap them for buying into quick fame, then laugh at them when they fail.
Eva says:
sorry if im askin u stupid questns
Eva says:
but i love american tV
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I love Japanese TV
Eva says:
sorry
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About what?
Eva says:
i had to do smething n i got disconnected
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Cool.
Eva says:
so hav u ever been 2 England
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Never have I left the US.
Eva says:
wot do you wish to be in the future?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A corpse.
Eva says:
im so sorry
Eva says:
wot is it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A deceased person, 6 feet in the cold dirt being consumed by parasites and other insects.
Eva says:
k
Eva says:
moving on swiftly..........
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you afraid of death?
Eva says:
hw would u describe the way u look
Eva says:
i am afriad
Eva says:
of death
Eva says:
y?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I would say I look like a young George Clooney after he was in a brawl fight.
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
hot
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not really
Eva says:
do u keep in shape?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not at all.
Eva says:
u like big
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, not really. But I have some insulation.
Eva says:
im not tryin to be rude are you like fat
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Maybe...are you?
Eva says:
no, not at all, i wrk out alot
Eva says:
can i suggest smethin we cud do rite nw?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Can you bend a steel bar with your thigh?
Eva says:
no
Eva says:
i was thinkin........
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Then you don't work out enough.
Eva says:
hw bout we send eachother dirty mesages
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hmm...why?
Eva says:
jus for fun, cus im feelin a little horny!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I can suggest some good porn for you.
Eva says:
like wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Bestiality, incest, S&M...
Eva says:
incest? r u into that stuff?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, but I thought maybe someone else is...so I suggested it to you to see what you'd say.
Eva says:
i think its wrng
Eva says:
can i ask you dirty questions?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You never thought about gaschmogiting you dad's gafoogadle?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Sure, ask away.
Eva says:
r u a virgin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nope.
Eva says:
how many girls hav u slept with?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 30.
Eva says:
really?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, I'm known as the town manwhore.
Eva says:
cool
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You'll think it's really cool when you have to use medicated creame to stop the constant itching.
Eva says:
wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
STD's they are annoying as all hell.
Eva says:
how long is your dick?
Eva says:
in inches?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
7.5"
Eva says:
do u masturbate?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
What kind of man would I be if I didn't?
Eva says:
hw many times?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
In my life?
Eva says:
a week?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Let's see...7 days a week, 6 times a day...so I guess, 42 times.
Eva says:
are u serious?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yep.
Eva says:
how do you masturbate?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I suffer from an overactive sex drive.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
With my hand and a picture of Doris Roberts.
Eva says:
who is Doris Roberts?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A TV actress.
Eva says:
ever had a threesome
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Once before. The other guy kept coming on to me, instead of the woman.
Eva says:
with a guy?
Eva says:
tell me the whole story
Eva says:
pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I went out to a swingers club, met this couple who wanted a threesome, we checked in to a motel and got busy. I called it off early when the dude tried to enter my exit door.
Eva says:
really?
Eva says:
cool!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
So, what about you? What do you look like?
Eva says:
well i have a natural tanned skin, brwn hair, brwn eyes, big boobs........
Eva says:
like it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I like small boobs.
Eva says:
well mine is jus rite not to big but not to small!
Eva says:
souns better?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Prove it.
Eva says:
ok
Eva says:
im jokin!
Eva says:
would u sen me a picture of u!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Only if you send me one of you naked.
Eva says:
naked!
Eva says:
wot would i get!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I dunno...a picture of me.

freak her out

LOL!

Nice.

No way is she 24. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
No way is she 24. 😐

Exactly what Lana said. Which makes this even better.

😆

Originally posted by KENobi™
Exactly what Lana said. Which makes this even better.

I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)

Originally posted by Lana
I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)

Part 2, expect Part 3 later...

Eva says:
hiya sorry i took so lng
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not a problem.
Eva says:
so wot were wee talking bout
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You sending me a naked picture.
Eva says:
oh yeah
Eva says:
wot would i get back?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A picture of me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Which is...my display picture at the moment.
Eva says:
oh so i sen you a naked picture of me and i get ur display photo
Eva says:
u naked?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I don't have dirty pictures of me, and I don't have a camera.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I be naked at 1:30 in the afternoon?
Eva says:
is it 1:30 in the after noon?
Eva says:
its early1
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
That's what I think I said...
Eva says:
its bout 9:30 in the night
Eva says:
where im in
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you naked?
Eva says:
not yet, but i will as soon as i get to bed, with my thong
Eva says:
and dildo
Eva says:
lol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Does this dildo have a name?
Eva says:
its has a new name now
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Big Willy?
Eva says:
its called Ken
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh, cool. It must be huge then.
Eva says:
its big alrite?
Eva says:
jus the way i like it!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You wouldn't happen to have a webcam would you?
Eva says:
yes/
Eva says:
do u?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It broke last month.
Eva says:
wot ere u thinkin od doing?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Making food.
Eva says:
?
Eva says:
dnt get it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm hungry.
Eva says:
on webcam?
Eva says:
ok then
Eva says:
wot eva u mnt!
Eva says:
serious?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I'll eat my food while you're on webcam.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I can multitask.
Eva says:
wot u wnt me to do on webcam?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Show your goods.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Or sing the numa numa song.
Eva says:
ok.......................
Eva says:
do u sleep with prostitutes
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Never...
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
sluts?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Virgins.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Mostly at least.
Eva says:
cousin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
My cousins are ugly, but if they looked good...sure I'd boinkity boink one or two.
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I said if my cousins looked good, instead of being ugly $2 whores...then yeah, I'd boink one or two of them.
Eva says:
wen did you lose your virginity?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
When I was 12.
Eva says:
really?
Eva says:
12
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, the chick was 16 too...thinking back now, she was a skank.
Eva says:
did nyou use a condom
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, even though at that time my spunk wasn't really potent.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It kept slipping off because I wasn't fully developed, and they don't make condoms for preteens.
Eva says:
ever had sex on prom nite
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I never went to prom. I was too busy toilet papering the principal's house.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Turns out it wasn't the principals house, he lived across the street.
Eva says:
cool!
Eva says:
do u shave ur pubic hair?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hell no, I'm all natural. If the woman doesn't like man bush, then she can go **** someone else.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm known as Grizzly because I'm hairy.
Eva says:
i like men like u
Eva says:
wot color is your pubes?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
When are you going to get on webcam?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Same color as my hair, brown.
Eva says:
never
Eva says:
ur 22 rite?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
But I want to see little Ken.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah.
Eva says:
wot is the youngest age you would sleep with
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
18...I draw the line at pedophilia.
Eva says:
70?
Eva says:
100?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
25 is old...so I would never sleep with someone older than that.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'll be one of those rich old bastards who sleep with young gold diggers.
Eva says:
tell me............wot does it feel like when you put your dick in sme1's pussy
Eva says:
truthuly
Eva says:
in details!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It feels warm, wet, and hopefully tight.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It feels like how it feels to you when you reach in there while playing with yourself.
Eva says:
ever had phone sex?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?
Eva says:
no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone
Eva says:
or txt

Originally posted by Lana
I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)

Yeah ditto, or 13 or something, but no where past 15. 😬 Judging by her spelling... or lack there of.

Originally posted by KENobi™
[b]Part 2, expect Part 3 later...

Eva says:
hiya sorry i took so lng
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not a problem.
Eva says:
so wot were wee talking bout
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You sending me a naked picture.
Eva says:
oh yeah
Eva says:
wot would i get back?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A picture of me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Which is...my display picture at the moment.
Eva says:
oh so i sen you a naked picture of me and i get ur display photo
Eva says:
u naked?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I don't have dirty pictures of me, and I don't have a camera.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I be naked at 1:30 in the afternoon?
Eva says:
is it 1:30 in the after noon?
Eva says:
its early1
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
That's what I think I said...
Eva says:
its bout 9:30 in the night
Eva says:
where im in
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you naked?
Eva says:
not yet, but i will as soon as i get to bed, with my thong
Eva says:
and dildo
Eva says:
lol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Does this dildo have a name?
Eva says:
its has a new name now
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Big Willy?
Eva says:
its called Ken
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh, cool. It must be huge then.
Eva says:
its big alrite?
Eva says:
jus the way i like it!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You wouldn't happen to have a webcam would you?
Eva says:
yes/
Eva says:
do u?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It broke last month.
Eva says:
wot ere u thinkin od doing?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Making food.
Eva says:
?
Eva says:
dnt get it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm hungry.
Eva says:
on webcam?
Eva says:
ok then
Eva says:
wot eva u mnt!
Eva says:
serious?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I'll eat my food while you're on webcam.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I can multitask.
Eva says:
wot u wnt me to do on webcam?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Show your goods.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Or sing the numa numa song.
Eva says:
ok.......................
Eva says:
do u sleep with prostitutes
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Never...
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
sluts?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Virgins.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Mostly at least.
Eva says:
cousin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
My cousins are ugly, but if they looked good...sure I'd boinkity boink one or two.
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I said if my cousins looked good, instead of being ugly $2 whores...then yeah, I'd boink one or two of them.
Eva says:
wen did you lose your virginity?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
When I was 12.
Eva says:
really?
Eva says:
12
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, the chick was 16 too...thinking back now, she was a skank.
Eva says:
did nyou use a condom
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, even though at that time my spunk wasn't really potent.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It kept slipping off because I wasn't fully developed, and they don't make condoms for preteens.
Eva says:
ever had sex on prom nite
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I never went to prom. I was too busy toilet papering the principal's house.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Turns out it wasn't the principals house, he lived across the street.
Eva says:
cool!
Eva says:
do u shave ur pubic hair?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hell no, I'm all natural. If the woman doesn't like man bush, then she can go **** someone else.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm known as Grizzly because I'm hairy.
Eva says:
i like men like u
Eva says:
wot color is your pubes?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
When are you going to get on webcam?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Same color as my hair, brown.
Eva says:
never
Eva says:
ur 22 rite?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
But I want to see little Ken.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah.
Eva says:
wot is the youngest age you would sleep with
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
18...I draw the line at pedophilia.
Eva says:
70?
Eva says:
100?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
25 is old...so I would never sleep with someone older than that.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'll be one of those rich old bastards who sleep with young gold diggers.
Eva says:
tell me............wot does it feel like when you put your dick in sme1's pussy
Eva says:
truthuly
Eva says:
in details!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It feels warm, wet, and hopefully tight.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It feels like how it feels to you when you reach in there while playing with yourself.
Eva says:
ever had phone sex?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?
Eva says:
no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone
Eva says:
or txt [/B]

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
With my hand and a picture of Doris Roberts.

😆

"No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?"
"no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone"

she still tries to explain 😆
really a preteen

shock i didn't read all of that, and the part about being a dick, shouldn't be to far of a stretch for you. 😐

Originally posted by Amun~RA
shock i didn't read all of that, and the part about being a dick, shouldn't be to far of a stretch for you. 😐

Meh, if you really get to know me, you'll know I'm only a dick to some people.

😆 OHHH MY FAAACKIN GAHD!!!!! 😆 ohhh man thats hilarious 😂

i know man, you have been cool to me ever since the argument a couple months ago.

😛

i will attempt to read all the post.🙁

😆 good stuff

Originally posted by Amun~RA
i know man, you have been cool to me ever since the argument a couple months ago.

😛

i will attempt to read all the post.🙁

Trust me, personally I think it's funny. 😛

Part 3 - Sorgo started talking to her and she invites him at the end. 😆

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Text...yeah.
Eva says:
tell me smthin u wud say
Eva says:
4 my pleasure
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Ok, something along the lines of...

"Say my name, say my name...oh, sweet Jesus! You like it when I gafoogly your schmaloot?"
Eva says:
r u a pervert
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Of course.
Eva says:
like wot do u do?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Everything.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Do you like golden showers?
Eva says:
wots dat?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Pissing on someone for sexual pleasure.
Eva says:
do u?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm the one who gets pissed on.
Eva says:
wot if you piss?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If I piss, it better be in the toilet...
Eva says:
i dnt mine but y do like being pissed on?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I saw it in a movie once...I like to copy porns.
Eva says:
wen was the last time you had an erection?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 10 minutes ago.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It went away when you said you weren't going on webcam.
Eva says:
wot made you hav an erection
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Your dirty talk.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'd much rather see who I'm talking to though.
Eva says:
same
Eva says:
wot is your favorite sex position?
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I call it "The Position That Pokes".
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Like a cactus, because the woman gets pricked while she's got her body contorted in a weird way.
Eva says:
describe hoe you would position yourself
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hands twisted on the floor, the woman is basically laying on the floor, but her back is arched a lot and I am holding her feet in the air.
Eva says:
ever usesd a video camera?
Eva says:
film u havin sex?
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A couple times, but I stopped when I accidentally put the tape in a rental box and forgot about it when I turned the movie back in to Blockbuster.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
The whole town knows who I ****ed though...so it's pretty funny.
Eva says:
you talkin dirty has my dildo rite in my my pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Why don't you show me? It's no fun without being voyeuristic.
Eva says:
i promis eyou i would if you had a webcam
Eva says:
how about you ask me dirty questions
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm not going to go out and buy a webcam just to see you naked. I could go watch porn right now for free, but instead I'm wasting my time trying to see you in the buff.
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
anyway.............
Eva says:
wot music do you listen to?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Brand New
Eva says:
yeah, there alrite, their new in England , they are nuber 2 in the charts
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
They should be nuber 1.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
number*
Eva says:
do u like Carrie Underwood
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Who the flying **** is that?
Eva says:
the American Idol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh, so right off the bat, I hate it.
Eva says:
how bout Fantasia
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
?
Eva says:
Kelly Clarkson
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
?
Eva says:
Mariah Carey?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I hate that crazy *****.
Eva says:
Bo Bice?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
?
Eva says:
Rascall Flatts
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Aren't they country?
Eva says:
yeah
Eva says:
pussy?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I love pussy.
Eva says:
Dicks?
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I ain't a faggle.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Obviously you like dicks..
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Do you do anal?
Eva says:
no
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Ah come on, that takes away a lot of the fun.
Eva says:
wot do u think
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About what?
Eva says:
i love anal
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nice.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
So what are you doing right now?
Eva says:
can i invite sme 1 in
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Sure.
Eva says:
hold on
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Okay