Part 4...Starring KENobi and Sorgo, with the bimbo.
Eva says:
hi
Sorgo says:
Howdy.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Umm...hi.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Who's this?
Sorgo says:
Oh . . . I'm Sorgo.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Obviously, I can read your name.
Sorgo says:
Then why'd you ask who I was?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I wanted to know if I know you from somewhere else maybe.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Guess not.
Sorgo says:
Ah . . .
Sorgo says:
So Eva.
Sorgo says:
Where'd she run off to?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hopefully taking the nude picture I asked her to make.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh shit, mabe I shouldn't have said that.
Eva says:
said wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nevermind.
Sorgo says:
Er . . .
Eva says:
so sorgo, r u a virgin?
Sorgo says:
Nope.
Eva says:
do u to no each other?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nah, never seen him before.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
How do you know him?
Eva says:
i dnt know
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Weird.
Eva says:
how he got my adress
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
How'd he get your MSN?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you a stalker dude?
Eva says:
he guessd apaarently
Sorgo says:
I stumbled across it somewhere . . .
Eva says:
wot?
Sorgo says:
I just . . . Found it.
Eva says:
where lyin on the ground?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I want you lyin' on the ground.
Eva says:
Ken, sort this guy out?
Sorgo says:
Sort me out?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
What do you want me to do about it?
Sorgo says:
zOMG! I smell konflikt!
Eva says:
between who?
Eva says:
me n u?
Sorgo says:
Between America and Iraq.
Sorgo says:
Nope.
Sorgo says:
So, why'd you ask if I was a Virgin or not?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
She's a sex fiend.
Eva says:
yeah i am?
Eva says:
do u wnt 2 join in?
Sorgo says:
Sure!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Of course you are...making me all horny and all.
Sorgo says:
Threesomes are always . . . Fun . . .
Eva says:
ken, r u gay
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Dude...I had a theesome with another guy once it wasn't fun.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I was talking about you in my other one.
Eva says:
oh
Sorgo says:
Woot! Cyb3r S3x!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not with you.
Eva says:
y not ken
Sorgo says:
LOL!
Sorgo says:
Whoops . . .
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm not in to dudes...I mean, I was, but not anymore.
Sorgo says:
Um . . . Yeah Ken, why not?
Eva says:
u was?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Well, yeah...didn't you ever experiment munching carpet?
Eva says:
wot?
Sorgo says:
Y'know . . . Chewing the box?
Eva says:
wot u 2 talkin bout?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Muff diving...
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Lesbian...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Eating Pussy...
Sorgo says:
... With a spoon.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Licking the vertical taco...
Eva says:
u guys are alike!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Most guys are...
Sorgo says:
Eva, you a Virgin?
Eva says:
ke can anser dat!
Eva says:
Ken?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I ****ed her last week.
Eva says:
thats rite?
Eva says:
wana see the picture?
Sorgo says:
I wanna join the picture.
Sorgo says:
With my big hairy balls.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No means NO!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Don't make me call rape on your ass.
Sorgo says:
Pfft ...
Eva says:
wot is ur name?
Sorgo says:
We've gone through this already.
Sorgo says:
I'm Dan.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Dan...what a gay name.
Eva says:
lol
Sorgo says:
Meh . . . Go **** a goat, son.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You've seen 40 year old virgin too much.
Eva says:
that film is jokes!
Sorgo says:
I haven't seen 40 year old virgin . . .
Sorgo says:
But okay!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It's based off of Dan the Man's love life.
Eva says:
anyway, u were sayin?
Sorgo says:
Bizatch puh-lease!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
He was saying he's gay.
Sorgo says:
No!
Sorgo says:
I'm not gay!
Eva says:
oh
Sorgo says:
Damn...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
See, even Eva agrees.
Eva says:
lets see who is the gayest
Sorgo says:
Let's Not!
Sorgo says:
Woohoo!
Eva says:
ill ask questions
Sorgo says:
Go ahead.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, let's not.
Sorgo says:
Questions reveal stuff.
Eva says:
yeah, plz Ken
Eva says:
ill sen you dat foto
Sorgo says:
Yeah Ken.... "Plz"?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Fine...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You better send it right afterwards.
Sorgo says:
Yeah.
Sorgo says:
Send it to me too.
Part 5
Eva says:
how many times have u 2 masturbated a week?
Sorgo says:
Christ . . .
Sorgo says:
I'm going to have to get my Schedule.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
42, like I said earlier.
Sorgo says:
Okay . . . Hmm.....
Sorgo says:
Five times a day for me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I win.
Eva says:
it looks like dans is ay
Eva says:
gay
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hahahahaha
Eva says:
fine then another 1
Eva says:
how many girls u slept with
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 30, like I said earlier.
Eva says:
Lord Sorgo?
Sorgo says:
Maybe 150 monthly.
Eva says:
looks like sorgo is still gay
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Bullshit.
Eva says:
150!
Eva says:
yeah rite
Sorgo says:
How the **** am I gay if I sleep with that many women?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
That's what? 5 a day or something?
Eva says:
ha
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Smells like Sorgo doesn't want to be listed as gay.
Eva says:
arrghh bless him!
Sorgo says:
I'm lookin' at the schedule and it seems to be about . .. Five bitches daily.
Eva says:
where r u frm
Sorgo says:
I told you this earlier.
Sorgo says:
Canada.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Gayville probably
Eva says:
ha
Sorgo says:
Okay, let's clear this up. The only time I ever sucked cock was for bus fair! And then I walked home.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You chug the cock?
Eva says:
wot??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Eva says:
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Eva says:
so ur gay
Sorgo says:
No.
Sorgo says:
Someone drugged my Virgin Chi Chi!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Okay...fair enough.
Eva says:
really?
Sorgo says:
O RLY?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
YA RLY!
Eva says:
really?
Sorgo says:
YA RLY, BTCH!
Eva says:
wot?
Eva says:
wot u call me?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Don't call her a ***** you asshat.
Sorgo says:
A Butch.
Sorgo says:
-er.
Sorgo says:
A butcher.
Sorgo says:
You like to cut zee meat.
Sorgo says:
There is nothing wrong with cutting meat.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
She likes my meat...
Sorgo says:
C'mon now.
Eva says:
yes more than urs dan
Sorgo says:
Of course.
Sorgo says:
You barely know us...
Sorgo says:
I mean me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You're such a dick.
Eva says:
ken there is smethin i have to tell u
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Okay
Sorgo says:
No, I'm not a dick.
Sorgo says:
But I have one.
Sorgo says:
And it's jumbo sized!
Eva says:
dan is a male prostitute
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I kinda got that already...
Eva says:
oh
Sorgo says:
Deuce Sorgilo, male Gigilo!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
He only sleeps with male clients.
Sorgo says:
Woot!
Sorgo says:
Nah, I got for teh Muffinator clientel!
Eva says:
y dnt u tell bout that nite we had last nite ken, in details?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I totally gave her a dirty sanchez.
Sorgo says:
Dear god . . .
Eva says:
ha, bet dan was me?
Sorgo says:
CRZY MRN.
Eva says:
he wishes it was him
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Huh?
Sorgo says:
You're sure mouthy for a fourt.... Twenty year old!
Eva says:
huh?
Eva says:
wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Why would I bet Dan was you?
Sorgo says:
I think a Cock needs to be put in that Discipline lacking mouth!
Eva says:
wot do u mean twenty year old?
Sorgo says:
Aren't you twenty? I just randomly guessed. I mean . . . You're so mature, I just had to guess twenty.
Eva says:
wot?
Eva says:
who are you
Eva says:
do u 2 no each other
Sorgo says:
No.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Dude Dan, seriously are you stalking her?
Eva says:
souns weired
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You just happened to "guess" her age, and "stumbled" upon her addy?
Sorgo says:
Yah! Jeez....
Eva says:
do u no wer i live Dan
Sorgo says:
IN ENGLAND!
Sorgo says:
DUM Dum dum....
Eva says:
no u 2 no eachother
Eva says:
definitely
Sorgo says:
That's bullshit.
Sorgo says:
Maybe I'm just a Stalker...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I've never met this guy before Eva, trust me.
Sorgo says:
Yeah.
Sorgo says:
I'm just your average whacko.
Sorgo says:
So, where you from Ken?
Eva says:
if ur from American, and dans from Canada and im from England, u to have a connection
Sorgo says:
Oh. America.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nevada
Sorgo says:
Nice place, I hear.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, it's not.
Sorgo says:
America, Canada, England.... We must know each other! *GASP*
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Eva, can't we kick this stalker?
Eva says:
ken, did you give himw my hotmail adress
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I do that?
Eva says:
for fun
Sorgo says:
We don't know each other, EVA!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Like I said, I've never met him before.
Sorgo says:
Jeez...
Eva says:
u 2 stalkers, secret lovers?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If I were to ruin my chances of seeing you nude, would I send your address to other people?
Sorgo says:
LMAO!
Sorgo says:
Exactly!
Eva says:
yes
Sorgo says:
Send me a nude pic too.. I want in.
Eva says:
ur a dickhead
Sorgo says:
That's not very nice, Eva.
Sorgo says:
Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Eva says:
were bout do i live?
Sorgo says:
I don't know.
Sorgo says:
Manchester?
Eva says:
wot do i look like?
Sorgo says:
A girl.
Eva says:
ken?
Eva says:
u there?