Random Person IM'ed Me, So...

Started by Roulette30 pages
Originally posted by LanceWindu
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
i pissed myself on that one
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Mist has a pee fetish obviously.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
nasty
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
tastes alright once youve filtered it
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
I'll take your word for that
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
we've all tried it at some point, no need to get shy

😂 classic👆

So you guys dont drink pee?leftright

"Lana,how long is your dick?" 😆

😂

Originally posted by Slay
"Lana,how long is your dick?" 😆

😆

Same people.

Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
so Eva, how old are you really? 18, or 22, or 24, or what?
Eva says:
22 4 god sake
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I don't appreciate my e-mail address being sent to 14 year old girls.
Eva says:
wot u tlkin bout
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
really
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
your attitude and manner of typing makes me suspect you are 14, tops
Eva says:
omg
Eva says:
this is ridiculous

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Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:

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·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
pwned...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Oh Ken I want to **** you.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
tsk tsk

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LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Here's my dildo, little Ken.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
getting all pissy when asked a question about something you've lied about is a sure sign of guilt
Eva says:
u r whores
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You're an internet sensation "Eva". Everyone on KMC Forums is laughing at you.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You horndog.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
we're the whores? you're the one trying to cyber with people you don't even know......
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, dear
Eva says:
yeah so goobye then, dnt nou, u dnt no me
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
then why IM us in the first place?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Sorry, it's gibberish again...what'd you say?
Eva says:
BYE BYE DICK
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
I believe it meant "Yeah, so goodbye then, I don't know you, and you don't know me."
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Bye bye ****.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
I'm not fluent in moron though
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Neither am I, but I try to read it.

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·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
invite again
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm serious though Eva, tell your friend to e-mail me.

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LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
oops i gave you wrong email
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
An open relationship...
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
[email protected] < thats right one
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
send me something!
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Hehe...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm serious though Eva, tell your friend to e-mail me.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
gotta ask you this one, 'Eva'....what 22 year old doesn't know what lube is?

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LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Or "deceased".
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
because Ken has been sending me the convos

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LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Gone for good...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
10 to 1 says her friend never e-mails me.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
damn, I had a last insult I wanted to get in
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Share it with KMC, what was it?
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
and I've been having a right laugh at them, because it boggles the mind that someone can be that thick
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Time to update the thread methinks.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
though the words might be too big for her to comprehend
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
That's the end of the comedy show everyone...hope you enjoyed it.
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
im still going
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
And on a sidenote: I'm not usually this much of a dick, but this ***** was thick skulled.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Ok, I guess Mist will keep us updated.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
have fun
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Maybe even provide us with a photo of the skankhoe.
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
im trying like hell to get a pic from her/him/it
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
did KMC die or something?
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
yeah...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I dunno.
Lana I hope you believe me because I speak sincerely... says:
it's not loading for me
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I thought it was my computer.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I wish it would hurry up.
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
*smacks kmc*
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
*smacks Raz*
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Oops...
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
*hacsk the matrix and uploads Mist virus into KMC*
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
hacsk?
·#·&·@·$37M!©h@3|_·0 - Everybody wants to be like Mike. says:
meant to do it
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Oh wait...there it is.

Originally posted by Mišt
So you guys dont drink pee?leftright

😂

Don't worry...it's ok to be the only black sheep in the flock😄

Originally posted by Roulette
😂

Don't worry...it's ok to be the only black sheep in the flock😄

Not with that though. 😂

I won't even touch Mist with a 40 foot pole now.

😂

*awkward moment* leftright

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Not with that though. 😂

I won't even touch Mist with a 40 foot pole now.

Haha^-^

We'll just leave him to his weird black sheepish ways....

he'll be ok^-^

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha^-^

We'll just leave him to his weird black sheepish ways....

he'll be ok^-^

I'll just touch someone else. 😗

No, I never touched Mist in that way.

Ken lies, why was I locked in your dungeon then?😠

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'll just touch someone else. 😗

No, I never touched Mist in that way.


lol 😛
Originally posted by Mišt
Ken lies, why was I locked in your dungeon then?😠

😗

Originally posted by Mišt
Ken lies, why was I locked in your dungeon then?😠

I was torturing you to death. 1234

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'll just touch someone else. 😗

No, I never touched Mist in that way.

O.O😂

schuuuuuuuuuuure buddy😄 haha

Oh yeah...

*another awkward moment* leftright

Originally posted by Roulette
O.O😂

schuuuuuuuuuuure buddy😄 haha

Didn't you say earlier you were a piglet with chocolate? 😗

It's the truth.

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh yeah...

*another awkward moment* leftright


you have too many awkward moments lol

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Didn't you say earlier you were a piglet with chocolate? 😗

It's the truth.

😂you schneaky b*tch

Perhaps Mist has photos of your little love affair🥷