Originally posted by Mišt
...one minute Im looking at the music forum, the next Im in this thread....I dont even remember clicking it...Oh yeah you did🙁 And it was baaaaad....I dont think Jimmy will recover from it❌
haha^-^ your hand did that automatically...
😂
who's Jimmy? your transexual monkey?
Are you saying I bashed a monkey?🙁
O Green World: Hey
O Green World: Eva
Eva: hi
Eva: wots ur name agen?
Eva: ?
O Green World: Stu-Pot
O Green World: Murdock wants to talk to you
O Green World: I'll invite him
Murdock Niccals ! has been added to the conversation.
Eva: who is this
O Green World: Hey Murdock...
Murdock Niccals !: hey..
Murdock Niccals !: Who is this?...
Eva: im Eva
Murdock Niccals !: oh, great hi..
Eva: he old r u both?
Eva: hw old r u?
O Green World: he's just gotta do somat
Murdock Niccals !: gimme a sec girl i got a lot of convos...
Murdock Niccals !: I'm 40 don't take the piss...
Eva: ur 40?
Murdock Niccals !: No, I'm 4...
Eva: no serious
Murdoc Niccals !: i'm 40...
Eva: do u hav a webcam
Murdoc Niccals ! jeez..
Murdoc Niccals ! ...
Murdoc Niccals ! oh god
O Green World: Murdoc dinted my eyes... He ran into me with a car...
Murdoc Niccals !: I ment to kill you..
Eva: wot
Murdoc Niccals ! Eva talkin to 2d
O Green World: 🙁
Eva: so hw old r u stu pot
O Green World: 27
Murdoc Niccals !: He's still a kid
Eva: hw u 2 no eachother?
O Green World: I still gotta give ya a good kickin Murdoc, for takin me gal and bullying me all de time!
Murdoc Niccals !: ha you can't give me a good kickin
O Green World: We'll see about dat!
Murdoc Niccals !: ouch that really hurt...
Eva: r u 2 single?
O Green World: Ye
O Green World: Anyways, i told you, we're in a band
Murdoc Niccals !: 2d scares away the girls
Eva: oh ye
O Green World: 🙁
Murdoc Niccals !: exactly
Murdoc Niccals !: with that face..
O Green World: :'(
Murdoc Niccals !: you'd scare a ****in pig away
O Green World: :'(
Murdoc Niccals !: anyway, yeah we're in a band
O Green World: brb
Murdoc Niccals !: anyway eva, you heard of us?
Eva: no
Eva: wo tmusic do u do
Murdoc Niccals !: Never heard of gorillaz?
Murdoc Niccals !: that is a shame
Eva: yes
Murdoc Niccals !: look in stores for some on our albums
Murdoc Niccals !: of*
O Green World: i'm back
Murdoc Niccals !: hey 2d
O Green World: hey Murdoc..
Murdoc Niccals !: couldn't have taken a little longer?
Murdoc Niccals !: i was begining to enjoy myself
O Green World: stuff came up
Murdoc Niccals !: yeah yeah
O Green World: :'(
Eva: so murdock r u single?
Murdoc Niccals !: yes
O Green World: ...
Eva: r u 2 virgins?
Murdoc Niccals !: ...**** no
Murdoc Niccals !: you ask a lot of questions?
Eva: i no
Eva: is ther anythin u wnt to ask?
O Green World: Yeah
O Green World: do you live in Essex?
Eva: no
Eva: london
O Green World: 😐
Murdoc Niccals !: you a boy or a girl?
Eva: wot
O Green World: It's obvious Murdoc
O Green World: I tink
Murdoc Niccals !: hard to tell on these things
Eva: hw bout i sen u guys dirty mesages to c hw much of a hot girl i am?
O Green World: ok...
O Green World: So your hot?
O Green World: You should open a window
Eva: people say i am
Eva: so wot u tnk
Murdoc Niccals !: i think you need a fan then
O Green World Well... We're famous
O Green World: and you...
O Green World: well
Murdoc Niccals ! your err nobody
O Green World: M1 A1
Eva: do u wnt a picture of me naked?
O Green World: Um... Only if you send me a cigar in the post...
Eva: stu pot hw lng is ur tasty dick?
Murdoc Niccals !: Ask her if she believes in god
Murdoc Niccals !: 2d
O Green World: Do you believe in god?
Eva: yes
Eva: r u 2 horny?
Eva: smetimes?
Murdoc Niccals !: I worship satan...
Murdoc Niccals !: http://www.gorillaz.com/flash.html
O Green World: Well... I don't have any horns...
Murdoc Niccals !: satan does
O Green World: yes
Eva: do u wnt to suck my pussy?
O Green World: Pussy?
Murdoc Niccals !: your cat? hair ball!
Murdoc Niccals !: yuck
Murdoc Niccals !: your a man aren't you
Eva: wot ok i dnt wnt to tlk 2 u
O Green World: ok...
Murdoc Niccals !: lol
Murdoc Niccals !: she doesn't want to talk to me
Murdoc Niccals !: pathetic
O Green World: who does?
O Green World: 😖
Murdoc Niccals ! O Green World, Eva People would pay to talk to me
O Green World : Like you
Eva: can i lick ur dicks lng n hard?
O Green World Eva, Murdoc Niccals ! excuse me?
Murdoc Niccals !: kids...
O Green World: How old are you?!
Eva: im 22
O Green World: You're way younger den me
Murdoc Niccals !: eva your a 15 yr old boy
O Green World: especially Murdoc
Eva: wot
Murdoc Niccals !: or you chould be a ****?
Murdoc Niccals !: could*
O Green World: well i'm 27... and murdoc is 40
O Green World: and your 22
O Green World: we're out of your age range and league
Murdoc Niccals !: way out
O Green World: Famous and older then you
Murdoc Niccals !: *cough******cough*
Murdoc Niccals !: you seriously never heard of gorillaz?
O Green World: I gtg
Murdoc Niccals ! O Green World, Eva your not leaving me alone with the ****
O Green World: Goodbye Eva, whoever you are..
Murdoc Niccals: i'm coming too
O Green World: lol
Murdoc Niccals !: bye sluteva
Originally posted by Roulette
haha^-^ your hand did that automatically...😂
who's Jimmy? your transexual monkey?
Are you saying I bashed a monkey?🙁
Tired..not paying attention..
I never said you bashed a monkey😖hifty: WHY? Guilty concience maybe?😖hifty:
Are you saying I own a transexual monkeyshock
Originally posted by Slay
Jimmy was involved? 🤨
No wonder I didn't see him at the Grass Market last Tuesday 😐
Yeah, I told him not to go, but he did, and now look what happened😬
Originally posted by Roulette
Ah, I schee^-^I..don't know what you're talking about...lookaround
*rubs chin* what if I WAS saying that? *narrows eyes*
AHA! YOU DID DO THE *mumbles*!😱 Guilty! w00t
Theeeeeeeen.........I would have to start telling everyone about your *mumbles* problem...😖hifty:
So whats it gonna behmm
Originally posted by Slay
The disobedient **** 😬
For real, that damn Jimmy never listens so I suppose it serves him right😠
Originally posted by Mišt
AHA! YOU DID DO THE *mumbles*!😱 Guilty! w00tTheeeeeeeen.........I would have to start telling everyone about your *mumbles* problem...😖hifty:
So whats it gonna behmm
*rolls away*🥷
problem? *confuzzled* I don't have a problem🙁
*looks in mirror*...*points* that problem? scared
I see that you have a monkey leash...how interesting🥷
Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah that problem about having a reflection, you should get that looked at scaredBut I was talking about the other problemicon5_2 You know, the one where you*mumbles* 🪩
This monkey leash...uhh.....this aint mine....its a friend's...Im just..holding it for a while..leftright
*lip trembles* *panics*....*runs to doctors*
crysleep walk?
suuuuuuuuuuuuure buddy...
I see what you're doing😖mart:
you whore up monkeys....don't you?shock
Originally posted by Mišt
AHA! YOU DID DO THE *mumbles*!😱 Guilty! w00tTheeeeeeeen.........I would have to start telling everyone about your *mumbles* For real, that damn Jimmy never listens so I suppose it serves him right😠
Originally posted by Roulette
*lip trembles* *panics*....*runs to doctors*suuuuuuuuuuuuure buddy...
I see what you're doing
you whore up monkeys....don't you?
The doctors cant help you with that❌ Its not curable...Im sorry.....you're a vampire weep Although you get health benefits now, so its not all bad..leftright
Sleep walk eh?hmm No, but thanks for the heads up 😖hifty:
.. That was so random I laughed😂 But no, they dont earn enoughshock I mean....not that I'd know or anything....
Originally posted by Slay
Or that one time I told him not to eat that banana he found on the street.It serves him well to be HIV positive 😐
Oh...so...he's HIV positive?😕 Hmm..this isnt good.....Im gonna have to ring Ken and tell him to have a check up soon..😕