The whore is back for more...hey that rhymed.
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Eva says:
hey
LanceWindu says:
Wassup?
LanceWindu says:
Wanna cyber?
Eva says:
sure
Eva is inviting you to start a Video Conversation. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start a Video Conversation.
Eva says:
wers ur cam/
LanceWindu says:
It broke last month, like I told you 5 times already.
The Video Conversation with Eva has ended.
Eva says:
hw we ment to hac cyber
LanceWindu says:
You...type...what...you're....doing.
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
by the way u look hot in the pic
LanceWindu says:
Of course I do.
Eva says:
toooooooo hot
Eva says:
lol
LanceWindu says:
So, you naked yet?
Eva says:
no
LanceWindu says:
Let's get this over with.
Eva says:
wot do u wnt 2 do?
LanceWindu says:
See you naked?
Eva says:
nah?
LanceWindu says:
Ok
LanceWindu says:
*starts stripping off his clothes*
Eva says:
and wot
LanceWindu says:
*casts a level 16 charm*
Eva says:
wot u tlkin bout
LanceWindu says:
*strikes to subdue the beast*
Eva says:
ye
LanceWindu says:
*the mighty LanceWindu brandishes his flaming sword and rolls a +10, the beast rolls a -2 on defense and goes down like a sack of potatoes*
LanceWindu says:
*LanceWindu walks off into the sunset, still with 100 HP*
Mostly me being an annoying dick...
LanceWindu says:
Do you wear a metal bikini?
LanceWindu says:
Chainlink?
LanceWindu says:
Chainmail?
LanceWindu says:
Steel?
LanceWindu says:
Bronze?
LanceWindu says:
Gold even?
LanceWindu says:
Marry me?
LanceWindu says:
Silver?
LanceWindu says:
STD?
LanceWindu says:
Copper?
LanceWindu says:
Talk to me baby...
LanceWindu says:
Are you angry with me?
LanceWindu says:
What
LanceWindu says:
did
LanceWindu says:
I
LanceWindu says:
do
LanceWindu says:
to
LanceWindu says:
make
LanceWindu says:
you
LanceWindu says:
mad
LanceWindu says:
at me
LanceWindu says:
?
LanceWindu says:
Do
LanceWindu says:
you
LanceWindu says:
not
LanceWindu says:
love
LanceWindu says:
me
LanceWindu says:
?
LanceWindu says:
You won't like me when I'm angry. 😠
LanceWindu says:
*turns a sickly green and his clothes tear off of his ever-growing body*
LanceWindu says:
HULK SMASH! HULK HORNY!
LanceWindu says:
Wanna see my wee-wittle winkey?
Eva says:
nah
LanceWindu says:
Don't you want to cyber with me?
Eva says:
i dnt hav a clue wot cyber u talklin bout
LanceWindu says:
Cyber RPG....DUH!
Eva says:
tlk more then
Eva says:
wot u doin nw?
LanceWindu says:
I'm going to call upon my black magic to summon forth the great galrock demon.
LanceWindu says:
Wanna have sex in my parents bed when they're not home?
LanceWindu says:
Of course I won't be home either though.
LanceWindu says:
Sometimes I wish my hair was long and green.
LanceWindu says:
Don't you?
LanceWindu says:
Wanna lick my toes?
LanceWindu says:
Mom doesn't like licking my toes, she says there's enough jam there for a PB&J samich...
Eva says:
wow
Eva says:
im well horny
The End?
LanceWindu says:
Should I insert my sword into your sheath then?
Eva says:
no
Eva says:
bye
LanceWindu says:
By sword I mean penis...
LanceWindu says:
By sheath I mean your vagina...
LanceWindu says:
By insert I mean pound...
Eva says:
yeah i no
Eva says:
n No
Eva says:
!
LanceWindu says:
Ok...
LanceWindu says:
Why
LanceWindu says:
do
LanceWindu says:
you
LanceWindu says:
hate
LanceWindu says:
me
LanceWindu says:
so
LanceWindu says:
much?
Eva says:
u gave people my adresses n i was chattin dirty 4 the fun ot it, i dnt mine gettin 2 no u properly, dats all?
Eva says:
n sme other staff u done
LanceWindu says:
You're an internet senastion now baby...be proud.
Eva says:
ha ha ha
LanceWindu says:
People are masturbating to your quotes of "im havin trouble gettin my dildo out of my pussy, its stuck"
Eva says:
ha
Eva says:
yeah i dnt no wot 2 say
LanceWindu says:
Everything you say, can and will be posted on http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t396125.html for my own sick enjoyment.
LanceWindu says:
Along with your address.
LanceWindu says:
Maybe this will teach you not to cyber with people you've never met before?
LanceWindu says:
Probably not because you seem like a ****.
LanceWindu says:
eekwave
LanceWindu says:
But seriously....you wanna see my penis?
Eva says:
no
LanceWindu says:
Ah shucks....I thought you loved me. cry
Eva says:
no
LanceWindu says:
But you love Mike don't you?
Eva says:
who is that?
LanceWindu says:
Mist...
LanceWindu says:
Hey hey hey...look at my display pic...
Eva says:
who is that
LanceWindu says:
It's George...
Eva says:
who is that
LanceWindu says:
My "little" friend.
Eva says:
who is mike?
LanceWindu says:
Your mama.
Eva says:
wots his addy
LanceWindu says:
[email protected]