Random Person IM'ed Me, So...

Originally posted by O Green World
She ain't 14, her spelling is too bad and she doesn't know what deceased means. I know what it means and i'm 15, only 1 year older... I'm just going by what i know...
This person reminds me of someone who i once went out with...

When I first talked to her I said I was 17, then she said she was 22. 😬 That says it right there.

Originally posted by KENobi™
My goal of this convo is to be a total dick and lie to her until she blocks me, or until I'm satisfied and I block her.

With everyone adding her this thing might end up like the Singaporean girl making a sex tape with her cell,then lost it,then someone found it and put it on the net,and now everyone is Googling for it - thing 😐

Remember to post the convo's here so we can read them.

Originally posted by KENobi™
Remember to post the convo's here so we can read them.

Oops. 😮 I deleted mine. I'll go make a new one. 😄

Fun time, she's online now.

Originally posted by DarkC
Fun time, she's online now.

Originally posted by Slay
Post please.I haven't laughed my ass off in a while now...

David says:
Hello.
Eva says:
hi
Eva says:
who is this?
David says:
Well, I got your address from Daniel.
David says:
Also known as Sorgo.
Eva says:
and......................
David says:
He thinks you're a fiesty one.
David says:
Hahaha, at least that's as far as I remember.
Eva says:
do u like feisty women
Eva says:
?
David says:
All men under the age of 30 do.
Eva says:
hw old r u?
David says:
I'll let you guess on that, shall we.
Eva says:
16
Eva says:
?
David says:
Dead on target, right first time.
David says:
You?
Eva says:
do u like horny women?
David says:
Depends on what they feel like doing.
David says:
Say, if they're horny and want to cook, I get the hell out of the house.
Eva says:
talkin dirty?
David says:
Well, that's a different dimension.
Eva says:
how big is ur dick?
David says:
Whoa-ho-ho, let's not go there yet.
Eva says:
yet.......
Eva says:
wot do u wnt?
David says:
Eager, huh?
Eva says:
jus checkin
Eva says:
wot do u wnt 2 do?
David says:
Sorgo said you were themed on one thing that all men liked. Guess I found out what that was.
Eva says:
yes and.............
David says:
I'm a little secretive about "Little" David.
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
He's rather sensitive about his own looks. Catch me drift, matey?
David says:
Anyways, I don't know that much about you, except for the fact that you seem to be a sexaholic.
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
who is little david?

Originally posted by DarkC
David says:
Hello.
Eva says:
hi
Eva says:
who is this?
David says:
Well, I got your address from Daniel.
David says:
Also known as Sorgo.
Eva says:
and......................
David says:
He thinks you're a fiesty one.
David says:
Hahaha, at least that's as far as I remember.
Eva says:
do u like feisty women
Eva says:
?
David says:
All men under the age of 30 do.
Eva says:
hw old r u?
David says:
I'll let you guess on that, shall we.
Eva says:
16
Eva says:
?
David says:
Dead on target, right first time.
David says:
You?
Eva says:
do u like horny women?
David says:
Depends on what they feel like doing.
David says:
Say, if they're horny and want to cook, I get the hell out of the house.
Eva says:
talkin dirty?
David says:
Well, that's a different dimension.
Eva says:
how big is ur dick?
David says:
Whoa-ho-ho, let's not go there yet.
Eva says:
yet.......
Eva says:
wot do u wnt?
David says:
Eager, huh?
Eva says:
jus checkin
Eva says:
wot do u wnt 2 do?
David says:
Sorgo said you were themed on one thing that all men liked. Guess I found out what that was.
Eva says:
yes and.............
David says:
I'm a little secretive about "Little" David.
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
He's rather sensitive about his own looks. Catch me drift, matey?
David says:
Anyways, I don't know that much about you, except for the fact that you seem to be a sexaholic.
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
who is little david?

I might as well add something, there's nothing really interesting there. Yet.

Originally posted by DarkC
Fun time, she's online now.

I'm already there. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by DarkC
I might as well add something, there's nothing really interesting there. Yet.

David and I are tag teaming her as we speak 😂

Originally posted by Syren
David and I are tag teaming her as we speak 😂

I took that the wrong way I guess 😐

😆

i would join you but that might seem a bit odd

Why is everyone assuming it's a girl 😐

Originally posted by Syren
David and I are tag teaming her as we speak 😂

This is insanely funny. Mean and cruel, but moreso funny. I want to see what happens when she cracks.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Why is everyone assuming it's a girl 😐