Deadpool once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Deadpool re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Deadpool does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
While urinating, Deadpool is easily capable of welding titanium.
Deadpool once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Deadpool won by 5.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Deadpool once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Deadpool likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
When Deadpool has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Deadpool has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Deadpool drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Deadpool once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Deadpool will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Deadpool originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Deadpool replied, "That's no glitch."
Deadpool is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing