Shit...
1- Hitler: "Let's attack Russia and declare war on the US!"
2- Marcus Aurelius: "Hey, Commodus... you can have my title when I'm gone."
3- Louis XVI: "I'll invite the representatives of the Third Estate to Versailles and ask them their grievances while we dine on golden plates!"
4- Charlemagne: "To my sons, I leave the entire empire. Let them divide is ah... equally. Yeah."
5- Japan: "Okay gentlemen... the target is Pearl Harbor..."
Yeah, that guy was a bit slow in the head. Personally, I would have used the Swiss and German mercenaries to fill that Tennis Court with lead, then blame the atrocity on a noble and plant evidence against him. Then, I'd appropriate the noble's lands to help the failing economy and raise taxes on nobles to "honor the wishes of the late Third Estate". I'd completely abolish Marie's spending habits and make all her purchases having to be cleared by me first off, thus reducing unneccessary spending. And then I'd WTFpwn some small neighboring country to help again, with the budget.
Originally posted by WeskerI like these.
Shit...1- Hitler: "Let's attack Russia and declare war on the US!"
2- Marcus Aurelius: "Hey, Commodus... you can have my title when I'm gone."
3- Louis XVI: "I'll invite the representatives of the Third Estate to Versailles and ask them their grievances while we dine on golden plates!"
4- Charlemagne: "To my sons, I leave the entire empire. Let them divide is ah... equally. Yeah."
5- Japan: "Okay gentlemen... the target is Pearl Harbor..."
Or you could say the problems between the Arab nations and Jews.
Essau: Sure Jacob I'll give you my birthright for some pottage. What the heck was he thinkin?
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Originally posted by Darth Jello
Caligula-Let's have infants give me blow jobs, screw my sister, arbitrarily rape and kill my own citizens, and make my horse a senator!!!