Try to win this thread

It's really quite simple:

You've proved that you win; I've proved that you lost. The resulting paradox will result in a never-ending thread spanning millenia, unless we give the win to a third party such as Itzak. My suggesting this gives me a Moral Victory.

Wait, I just realized there is no "everybody doesn't win" law. So we can both win if we agree to end this and share the title.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
It's really quite simple:

You've proved that you win; I've proved that you lost. The resulting paradox will result in a never-ending thread spanning millenia, unless we give the win to a third party such as Itzak. My suggesting this gives me a Moral Victory.

Wait, I just realized there is no "everybody doesn't win" law. So we can both win if we agree to end this and share the title.

Originally posted by Barker
Cool

H.S. 6 Is Winning too, but not as much as me.

But you're a close second, so don't cry.

And besides, look on the bright side, since you can be my second-in-command, you have the right to speak whenever you want. 😊

Of course I proved that you lost; I declared you a loser at a time when I was not a loser myself. I consider you a worthy opponent. I say we end this.

Itzak loses, just to erase that dimension of the thing.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
But you're a close second, so don't cry.

And besides, look on the bright side, since you can be my second-in-command, you have the right to speak whenever you want. 😊

HS6 respects Marvel, giving him a leg up on Barker...

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
HS6 respects Marvel, giving him a leg up on Barker...

HS. 6. Is Almost winning. But He's not winning Just enough to Make me Forever King.

There is no almost. There are winners and losers.

H. S. 6... help me declare Barker a loser. He's a threat to both of us.

By the way, it doesn't specify that winners can declare losers either, which might throw the whole thing off.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
There is no almost. There are winners and losers.

H. S. 6... help me declare Barker a loser. He's a threat to both of us.

I win.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
By the way, it doesn't specify that winners can declare losers either, which might throw the whole thing off.

It doesn't say anything about Lord Paradise not automatically winning.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
It doesn't say that you can't declare yourself winner, so ___ wins.

So I win.

I think we should rethink our strategy.

if i have followed this well enough....H. S. 6 called LP a loser....so he cannot call losers....therefore, i didnt actually lose cause losers cannot call losers by the rules....it says nothing about threadstarter having immunity to this effect, so LP sucks....therefore, if by saying losers cant call anyone else losers, yet can say if someone is a winner, then LP can still judge who wins, but cannot say who loses....sounds like a pile of crap if you ask me, but then again, i didnt make this thread....

anyone who makes threads like this mustn't have a life with experience with other people

Chuck Norris already won this thread 3 years ago ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Chuck Norris already won this thread 3 years ago ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Chuck Norris already won this thread 3 years ago ermm

Yeah, and he said that I could be runner up.

I win.