Official favorite scripture thread!

Started by Nellinator8 pages

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I was just giving Nellinator a bad time. I wanted to see what kind of response he would give.

What if I choose to snub you?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
The entry "Pray" from the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce.

"Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

Ah, it makes me smile. It always does.

😆

Originally posted by Nellinator
What if I choose to snub you?

Nothing new. 😆

Originally posted by Nellinator
What if I choose to snub you?

Snub as in ignore, the lesser version of the dreaded blank, or snub as in relation to a nerve disrupting weapon (or taser) as some people call them. I don't know why, still, I don't think Shaky deserves to be tasered.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Snub as in ignore, the lesser version of the dreaded blank, or snub as in relation to a nerve disrupting weapon (or taser) as some people call them. I don't know why, still, I don't think Shaky deserves to be tasered.

Let's just say Shaky is lucky I don't have a taser.

Originally posted by Nellinator
Let's just say Shaky is lucky I don't have a taser.

Typical Christian. 🙄 Someone gets in your face about religious ideas and you pull out a weapon. 🙄 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Typical Christian. 🙄 Someone gets in your face about religious ideas and you pull out a weapon. 🙄 😆

THATS IT 😠
Now you get the stretch table until you confess that Jesus is Lord and that you are horrible sinner that committed horrendously foul sins against the Pope of Rome, who though a man, is somehow better than you in God's eyes.

Originally posted by Nellinator
THATS IT 😠
Now you get the stretch table until you confess that Jesus is Lord and that you are horrible sinner that committed horrendously foul sins against the Pope of Rome, who though a man, is somehow better than you in God's eyes.

😆 Stretch table? That sounds like it would be really good for my back. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 Stretch table? That sounds like it would be really good for my back. 😆

Fine then, I will use ______ to mess up your _____. Then I will put you on a ______ and _______. Fill in the blanks with your imagination. It might be all that bad after all.

Originally posted by peejayd
"(For we walk by faith, not by sight) ;"
II Corinthians 5:7

A Christian who likes Wrestling....hmmm...

It seems you enjoy things that are fake. ✅

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
A Christian who likes Wrestling....hmmm...

It seems you enjoy things that are fake. ✅

Bashing isn't really appropriate for this thread. The point was kind of to uplift anyone who cared to read the scriptures pointed out here, no matter where the scriptures came from.

He tasted and it was good

Originally posted by Nellinator
Fine then, I will use ______ to mess up your _____. Then I will put you on a ______ and _______. Fill in the blanks with your imagination. It might be all that bad after all.

Hmmmm. "I will use pudding to mess up your glockenspiel. Then I will put you on a skateboard and push."

Artistic.

Actually the heretic Paul did say something of value.

"So as a mans thinks in his heart that is what he is." It doesn't matter what a persons says because the REAL person WILL COME OUT.

There's some good scriptures in the "Words of wisdom" thread: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t423392.html . It seems that many people consider eastern religion to just be wise as opposed to being actual scripture.

A bowl of soup with someone you love is better than steak with someone you hate. Proverbs 15:17

Love that! *smiles*

Originally posted by marcu
A bowl of soup with someone you love is better than steak with someone you hate. Proverbs 15:17

Love that! *smiles*

??? I don't think I remember that proverb. 😕

😆 Its a new twist on an old favorite.

1 Corinthians 13: 1-13.

Originally posted by docb77
??? I don't think I remember that proverb. 😕

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