Does God have a sense of Humor?

Started by debbiejo3 pages

Does God have a sense of Humor?

Well does god have one....Look around, is he laughing or what?....And why can't god have a sense of humor anyway?

😄 You know what Voltaire said....

Besides, he created us, didn't he? What other proof do you need?

Sure he does. He gave the largest predator on the planet (T-Rex) vestigal forearms. That's hilarious.

Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino said it best🙂

Taste but don't eat, look but don't touch...............etc etc clearly god is sadistic and has a sense of humor I mean speaking from a christian/islamic point of view anyway🙂

I loved that Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino........I think god is laughing at how foolish we all are discussing a book called the bible, and taking it seriously and pointing fingers saying "To hell with you and you and you."

Besides whats this thing with biological functions of elimination.....What is that all about.

That's not funny! 😠

And that is were the joke is. 😆

Of course God has a sense of humor....he created humanity. We're the biggest joke in the entire universe.

Humans want stuff but greed is a sin
Humans want sex but lust is a sin
Humans get pissed but anger is a sin

Yeah he has a sense of humor all right...

Originally posted by Black Rob
Humans want stuff but greed is a sin
Humans want sex but lust is a sin
Humans get pissed but anger is a sin

Yeah he has a sense of humor all right...

👆

The Christian God is no different than Zeus.

No, Zeus was a damn pimp.

Originally posted by Wesker
No, Zeus was a damn pimp.

Good point. If I was a God, I'd be Zeus

As far as their demands of humans--they have a lot in common. Zeus does have shorter temper though.

Yeah.

"Omg... did you not sacrifice a bull to me this week? Bam! Eternity pushing rocks up icy hills!"

Originally posted by Wesker
Yeah.

"Omg... did you not sacrifice a bull to me this week? Bam! Eternity pushing rocks up icy hills!"

A God saying "omg"?--"Oh myself!" 😆

Yeah, that would cause a serious complex. I mean, if something goes bad, who does a God ***** to?

"Self-dammit.... not again!"

Originally posted by Wesker
Yeah.

"Omg... did you not sacrifice a bull to me this week? Bam! Eternity pushing rocks up icy hills!"

Originally posted by debbiejo

Yes, that is my life. 😱

No, no..........that's supposed to be hell............. 😂

the platypus

"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor, and when I die, I expect to find him laughing."

-Depeche Mode

I'll elaborate on this . . . .

Depeche Mode - 'Blasphemous Rumors' Lyrics

Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists, bored with life
Didn't succeed, thank the Lord
For small mercies
Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame, it's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day, as she passed away
Birds were singing in the summer sky
Then came the rain, and once again
A tear fell from her mother's eye

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing