Does God have a sense of Humor?

Started by Darth Jello3 pages

I just think that if you ignore facts, science, evolution, and human stanards of cuteness, likability, and the adorable factor, the the platypus, the echidna, and basically the entire order Monotremata seems like a joke.

the other thing i'm saying is the sheer likability of these creatures proves that it is God's will that mammals lay eggs.
so ladies, if you don't successfully merge your vaginas, urethras, and anuses into one universal chloachea, you are going to HELL!!!

And on the seventh day, God stood, looking around at His/Her Creation, smoking a big fat joint, and S/He started laughing so hard, S/He choked, collapsed, died and have never been heard from again.

Humor is Ignorance...what we call funny could be also weird or unknown. God knows everything. When you joke is when you don't understand.

Originally posted by redcaped
Humor is Ignorance...what we call funny could be also weird or unknown. God knows everything. When you joke is when you don't understand.

Proof that God has a sense of humor; you exist.

Originally posted by redcaped
Humor is Ignorance...what we call funny could be also weird or unknown. God knows everything. When you joke is when you don't understand.

You again? 🙄

He hasn't closed this thread, so he must have a sense of humor. 😆

Hey god can be kind of funny. He plays this joke on guys every month when with a women..................lol.............Every month.........guys just don't seen to understand gods little joke when they're getting things thrown at them............... 😂 😛

Hey debbie, less joking and more growing a cloaca or you'll go to hell. remember, the platypus and echidna are our inspirations.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey god can be kind of funny. He plays this joke on guys every month when with a women..................lol.............Every month.........guys just don't seen to understand gods little joke when they're getting things thrown at them............... 😂 😛

I think its in the scriptures Jesus or Moses or Satan I forget who but they said...............never trust an animal that can bleed for seven days and not die. 😆

Originally posted by soleran30
I think its in the scriptures Jesus or Moses or Satan I forget who but they said...............never trust an animal that can bleed for seven days and not die. 😆
I've never heard that scripture......But I don't think it was Satan.......He's not quoted much............... 😆 😆

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Hey debbie, less joking and more growing a cloaca or you'll go to hell. remember, the platypus and echidna are our inspirations.
I like the T-Rex with the short arms.........He certainly couldn't satisfy himself, no wonder they died...........of depression.

Yeah, the dinosaurs died off because of sexual frustration.

Originally posted by Black Rob
Humans want stuff but greed is a sin
Humans want sex but lust is a sin
Humans get pissed but anger is a sin

Yeah he has a sense of humor all right...

I think you can add gluttony to that list.

Yeah, he made prehistoric women too................Doesn't that get ya hot??

Debbie.......that was just wrong...

Originally posted by redcaped
Humor is Ignorance...what we call funny could be also weird or unknown. God knows everything. When you joke is when you don't understand.

I disagree. Finding humor or even irony in certain matters is often proof of a better insight and understanding, and not ignorance.
Unquestioning acceptance and unfounded fear are the indications of ignorance and the lack to see beyond.

Once you accept that God is a woman everything makes more sense - mood swings, irrationality, chaos, panic and confusion... 😛

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I disagree. Finding humor or even irony in certain matters is often proof of a better insight and understanding, and not ignorance.
Unquestioning acceptance and unfounded fear are the indications of ignorance and the lack to see beyond.

Humor is the rebellion against logic.

Look at the method of procreation................ 😂 😂 ........God sure had a good laugh at that one...........