Lord Paradise
Senior Member
My dear Maynards and Valentines, Skywalkers and Bloigens, Slays, Jaehs, Mists, Bloodboys, Hikers, Falcons, mods and the rest. Today is my 11,111th post!
Member: Happy birthday!
Member: Happy birthday!
Alas, a hundred times eleventy-one posts and eleven besides is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable members. I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
...I, uh, I h-have things to do.
(whispers to self): I’ve put this off for far too long.
(to crowd): I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye. *vanishes*