Originally posted by Lord ParadiseGET TO THE POINT!
My dear Maynards and Valentines, Skywalkers and Bloigens, Slays, Jaehs, Mists, Bloodboys, Hikers, Falcons, mods and the rest. Today is my 11,111th post!Member: Happy birthday!
Member: Happy birthday!
Alas, a hundred times eleventy-one posts and eleven besides is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable members. I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
...I, uh, I h-have things to do.
(whispers to self): I’ve put this off for far too long.
(to crowd): I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye. *vanishes*