If batman jumped through the window of a marvel villians bar....

Lol

Scenario 9: Batman dives into teh bar. Ouch. It was an iron bar.

Scenario #10 Batman jumps through the window and into a black hole that shoots him into an alternate dimension where bears talk and drink stuff that makes them bounce. Shocked by his new surroundings Batman throws away his costume and utility belt and puts on a purple outfit then grows a goatee. He then hires a bunch of ogres to capture said bears and learn the secrets of there juice.

His voice changes.

Scenario #11: Batman has one week prep jumps into the bar and defeats absolutely every Marvel villain using his intimidating bat ears. All fanboys go woot.

Scenario 12

Bat's dive rattles the bar which was holding Mr T's (He was clubber lang a god-damn evil bastard if their ever was one) milk. Bat's is then pummeled senseless by Mister T

Checkmate Sucka !

lol

Scenario 13. Batman jumps into the wrong bar, owned by this guy:

Dikta kicks Batman's ass, then finds a team to coach and wins a Super Bowl.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Scenario 13. Batman jumps into the wrong bar, owned by this guy:

Dikta kicks Batman's ass, then finds a team to coach and wins a Super Bowl.

Scenario 14

Batman is about to jump in the bar when he is bumped into by Maddox , the burly Lumberjack-pirate forcibly throws Bat's through the Bar (as in through both walls) killing the poor bastard....

Scenario 15.
Batman jumps through the window and before he lands on the floor Juggernauts sends him flying back through the same window.

Originally posted by samishe
Scenario 15.
Batman jumps through the window and before he lands on the floor Juggernauts sends him flying back through the same window.

...ouch.

Originally posted by Jesse7
could Wanda sucker punch him? Even if Bataman had prep time in jumping through the window of the marvel villians bar?

If Batman Jumped through the window of a marvel villains bar?

First, all the villains would too drunk and stupid to know what is happening.

Batman uses stealth attack and sneaks behind Juggernaut and imitates his voice saying "Thanos you're a punk!".

Thanos gets up and punches Jugg's outta the bar.

Thanos goes to the bathroom. Batman then disguises himself as Thanos and walks up to Dr Doom and calls him a wuss. Then tells him meet me in the mens bathroom. Quickly Batman removes his disguise and hides behind the piano and watches Dr Doom create a super magical portal that sucks up the mens bathroom into another dimesion. Thus Thanos is gone.

Then Doctor Doom heads to the bar and ask for another round. Batman taps Doom on the should and pokes Victor's eyes.

Thus Batman wins!

💃

woot!

He would join in the fun and drink beer with the likes of Kingpin all the way to Thanos.

Bats is a regular and he and the rest make plans on how to ultimately destroy all super heroes, take over the omniverse and rule all with fear.

In time Batman will be crowned God of the omniverse and he will rule as Batgod.

lol if he has prep time Batman wins

Scenario 16: Batman jumps through the window and poops himself at the blinding pain of shattered glass cutting his skin! 😱

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!!!!!!! 😆

Originally posted by batdude123
Scenario 16: Batman jumps through the window and poops himself at the blinding pain of shattered glass cutting his skin! 😱

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!!!!!!! 😆

lol1 you said poop.

Originally posted by Soleran
lol1 you said poop.

I know! 😱 😆

Batman pwned Thanos....and even Chuck Norris!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Batman pwned Thanos....and even Chuck Norris!

Don't you ever say that again always remember at the end of the day
The closest thing to a man's heart is Chuck Norris's fist baby! 😕

This is were the Chuck Norris jokes break loose....😉