If batman jumped through the window of a marvel villians bar....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
This is were the Chuck Norris jokes break loose....😉

Who would win in a fight between God and Chuck Norris?...

Trick question... Chuck Norris IS God! 😆

wow hillarious 😐

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

and if that wasn't enough...

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

OK I'll stop with the Chuck Norris bs.

But I warn you some day Batman shall become TOAA of the omniverse and all shall call him Batgod almighty

When Chuck Norris sleeps with a man, its not because he is gay. It is because he has ran out of women.

Batman calls Chuck Norris to proofread his back up plans

Originally posted by Dynamic One
Batman calls Chuck Norris to proofread his back up plans

Chuck norris beat thanos in a game of chess, while he reading a book

Batman jumps through the bar window and is inadvertently pimp-slapped by Namor

Imperious Rex b*tch !

batman jumps through the window and lands on the rhinos horn.
Rhino then exclaims "I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE, I FINALLY REALLY GOT ONE!" and is quickly killed by the other villians for being so gay about it. but he dies happy!

My scenario Batman falls threw a window after being handed his a$$ by Deathstroke only to land on the table where Sabertooth & Wolverine are arm wrestling the impact knocks all of them to the floor and worst then that there Jim Beam bottle. Wolverine yes to Sabertooth what to have a little fun Sabertooth say sure and they strap Batman to the wall and play darts using his body as the board then to had to the insult Big Bertha uses the strap to tie Batman up and have her way with him. 🍺

Batman dives into a bar...

And asks Rhino why wouldn't he look at him when they made love. Rhino gets up and walks away as Batman starts to sob

Batman falls threw the window, landing on a stool, right befor the blob sits on it.

Batman jumps into the bar, where he's greated by Thanos.

"Hey, I remember you!"

Thanos then proceeds to disperse Batman's molecules across the bar.

Batman jumps into the bar and lands on the porcupine activating several of his quills which eviscerate, poison and generally dismember batman. Porcupine finally develops self esteem because he killed "the batman"

Batman jumps into the bar and accidental jostles ultrons power pack back into action, decimation of batman and just about everyone else ensues.

Batman jumps into the bar , and gets glassed in the face by magneto who's feeling in one of his 'Evil again' moods.

As Batman crashes through the window, his face encounters an adamantium octopus "death-flower" pincher. After gloating, Ock than proceeds to rip him in half.

He trips on a puddle hydro-man made on the ground, and falls into rhino knocking rhino out completley

Bats gets vaporized by Dark Phoenix before he even finishes jumping through the window....

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Bats gets vaporized by Dark Phoenix before he even finishes jumping through the window....