The Brag About Something Thread

Started by Spartan00517 pages

The Brag About Something Thread

I have an Xbox 360 😄

My Penis is 7.1 inches.

I have a larg - oh shit. KMP beat me to it. 😬

😆

Im cooler than you😎

I'm god 😐

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME 😠

I have the greatest daughter in the whole world

I have Sex With my self every night.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I have the greatest daughter in the whole world

*runs off sobbing*

I'm sixteen and I already want a daughter. 😛

wait......trust me....wait

Originally posted by Spartan005
I'm god 😐

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME 😠

I'm a "gnostic athiest" - rationalist.

Therefore you are now dead, if you ever existed.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I'm agnostic rationalist.

Therefore you are now dead, if you ever existed.


My shit stinks much better than yours.

This thread:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t400272.html

I fold toilet paper up instead of wadding it. 😐

😐

I can chew gum and walk at the same time. leftright

Originally posted by DarkC
My shit stinks much better than yours.

I was actually going to post that exact line before😐

Originally posted by Mišt
I was actually going to post that exact line before😐

Great minds think alike, eh.

My shit stinks right down through the floor.

Originally posted by Mišt
My shit stinks right down through the floor.

My cock can walk right out the door.