The Brag About Something Thread

Started by Koala MeatPie17 pages
Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband
Originally posted by Mišt
My shit stinks right down through the floor.

I am so manly that I have more facial hair right after I shave.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I am so manly that I have more facial hair right after I shave.

Uh. reeve

Spartan005 Senior Member

I'm so manly that I eat my Cocoa Puffs without milk 😐

Mišt Senior Member

Im so manly I have 3 penises, one for sex, one for peeing and one to slap you in the face.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Mišt
Im so manly I have 3 penises, one for sex, one for peeing and one to slap you in the face.

😆

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband
Originally posted by DarkC
Uh. reeve

http://alphabetofmanliness.com/?u=about

Spartan005 Senior Member

I'm so manly that I take estrogen pills

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

I just farted

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I just farted

I can't smell it. 😐

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

i can....and its pretty bad

Spartan005 Senior Member

I have a 32 foot Carver 😱 (a boat)

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

My shit can kick people in the balls before retreating to the toilet.

Spartan005 Senior Member

hysterical

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

My sperm can punch through a brick wall and the 2004-2005 New England Patriots defensive line.

Spartan005 Senior Member

😆 OMG

I can reach the toilet from 18 feet away (if you know what I mean)

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

I don't have to ask Jeeves. Jeeves asks me.

Spartan005 Senior Member

Only people as worthy as me are entitled to an opinion.... but no one's worthy.... so I win 😐

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

i have gas

ROYALGUARD Restricted

i got skills that kills that pay the bills.

Revernd Maynard Cummin Soon

I'm going to go see Tool in Toronto, Canada, for free 😂