The Brag About Something Thread

Yo tengo un gato en mi pantolones 😐

i can't speak Japanese 1234

tu mama trabajaba la esquina

Yo fui a la fiesta anoche y tuve much divertido

(eh, i give)

i have the attention span of a goldfish with adhd thats on crack

i don't understand you 4321

Cool

I'm bored out of my mind

I can close threads in my forums on here....

my fish tank is filled with bleach water

My fish died

I have no fishies right now.

But I have a cat!

i have no fishies or cats..
i have a dog

So do I 😱

Cats rock my socks 😎

Im watching Garbage on TV

I have a dog too... but he eats my socks

I have the TV on but I have no idea what's on because I'm not paying attention...

my dog has never consumed clothing cuz she only has 9 teeth

You're lucky... I've seen my socks end up outside... if you know what I mean

i have owned two seperate cars in the last year

And both got killed.

I just got a new car.