Super Heros and pick up lines

The rules are:

1. Pick a super hero (i.e. Superman)

2. Make a line (i.e. care to find out what the "S" stands for?"😉

3. Keep it clean (no pornography or lude comments.)

I'd like this to stay as clean as possible for as long as possible so it can stay on for a while.

I'm Juggernaut......

What do you think of that?

Hi! I'm Batman. Woof.

Excuse me! Have you seen my amulet?
(you're wearing it)
Yes I am. - Darkhawk.

(He's 16 what the heck do you want from him?)

Nightcrawler

"what tail???"

Originally posted by King KAM
Nightcrawler

"what tail???"

😆

LMAO... this is strange... 😂 😂 😂

Mr. Fantastic, "I know what you're wondering. And the answer is yes, yes it does." naughty

The Human Torch, "Is it hot in here, or is it just ME?"

Guardian (with Puck), "My little 'friend' is happy to see you."

Wonder Man, "How about some alcohol?"

Dr. Druid, "You are getting very sleepy."

Iron Man, "Don't worry -- I brought protection."

Black Knight, "Shall I unsheate my sword fair maiden?"

Hawkeye, "I've got the arrow if you've got the bullseye!"

Starfox, "Bring any penicillin?"

Reed Richards, "Want to find out why Sue calls me Mister Fantastic?"

Giant Man, "Wanna see me grow?"

Ben Grimm - Yes, It's rock everywhere.

Hulk. "Wanna see me when I'm angry?"

Thor. "Tis fireworks thou art after? Well then..."

Silver Surfer. "Behold the power cosmic!"

Spider-Man. "Don't worry, that ain't web fluid."

And only because it popped into my mind: imagine that Climactic Moment with the Invisible Woman, what you're gonna see.

This has some good ones.

Elongated Man: "Honey, people don't call methe elongated man for nothing..."

Dr. Light. "Why the hell do I need consent?"

😂

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
This has some good ones.

😂

Yellow Jacket - "I hit her...... B!tch deserved it!"

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Zap Brannigan - "If i told you you had a beautiful body....... would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
This has some good ones.

😆 That's it. Thread should be closed. 😂 😂

Originally posted by Mindship
😆 That's it. Thread should be closed. 😂 😂

Should be and will be are two very different things.

😉

😄

Wolverine: "snikt..., you made me pop something, but it sure wasn't a claw!"