Super Heros and pick up lines

hydroman : yes, i am aware there is a leek coming out of that place, and no, i'm not using any of my powers

The Thing big all over

Blackbolt : "........................"

Doop: "I'm Galactus' left testicle, you know."

Spider-Man: "Wanna do it on the ceiling?"

Longshot: "Don't even bother resisting. I always get lucky."

The Tick: "My costume never comes off, but it's like a built-in condom."

The Tick: "Wanna spoon??"

He-Man: "By the power of Greyskull, I Am Horny!"

Captain Marvel(Shazam) - Gee whiz ma'am. Are you sure you can handle the strength of Hercules and the power of Zeus? You can! Then hop on and ride the lightning.

Flash - I've already had you. You just don't know it yet.

Wonder Woman - How do you feel about ropes?

Martian Manhunter - I'm every man you've ever wanted.

Multiple Man - There's enough of me to go around.

Ant Man - I can also grow!

Carnage - Hey baby! (slices her throat) Oops.

Ghost Rider - Have you ever been with a biker from hell?

Beast - Hi! I'm a Beast in bed.

sleepwalker soaring above bed with wife and himself :
Oh, shhh, i guess i fell asleep again, but how about doin'
it with a ghost baby ?

Originally posted by Scarlet_Spidey
sleepwalker soaring above bed with wife and himself :
Oh, shhh, i guess i fell asleep again, but how about doin'
it with a ghost baby ?

That is the first reference I've heard about Sleepwalker in any of these threads. He could have shown up anywhere and when does he come up? In a pick up line. 😆

Bullseye - I never miss my mark. If you know what I mean.

Hulk - ME HULK AM HORNY! (I actually think that's an exact quote)

Captain America - In my early years I beat the Nazi's. When I joined the Avengers I beat Ultron. Last week I beat the Whirlwind. Care to be the first to beat me?

Robin - I'm Batman's boytoy. Where are you going?

Cyborg - 1/2 machine and all man. If you know what I mean

HeMan - This isn't my only sword.

i got a good one....

Venom.....*shows his tongue*.....

Canage - my symbiote can form just about anything.

Iron Man - drunkGet over here! Do you have any idea who I am? (hicc) I'm mother f*&&*ng Iron Man! You don't leave Iron Man! Iron Man leaves you! Ingrate. (hicc)

Whirlwind - You spin me right round baby right round!

Mole Man - It's not the size that counts! Hey! I'm talking to you!

Terror Inc - I tear eyes out of corpses and put them in my empty socket do you want to make love?

Rhino: "they say rhinos horn is an aphrodisiac, and i got lots of horn baby" (She still leaves him.)

Originally posted by outarddwarf
Rhino: "they say rhinos horn is an aphrodisiac, and i got lots of horn baby" (She still leaves him.)