I think I might be jesus

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I think I might be jesus

I had a dream last night,that I were on a cross and people were throwing rocks at me,there was one guy in particular I hated,and I said ''I'm gonna come back in 3 days and kick your ass!''

😠

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

Was he the lawyer who lost your case, hence your crossing and stoning?

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Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Was he the lawyer who lost your case, hence your crossing and stoning?

This sounds crazy,but I think it was Robbie Williams 😑

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

That I can believe, if it was Patch Adams Williams. And he was probably making jokes about what was happening to you.

Clone War Goddess

maybe it was Mithra! 😖hifty:

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

😖hifty:

Clone War Goddess

It all makes sense now. 😖hifty:

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

I'd prefer Sol Invictus at my crucification, but I guess Mithra would do.

Clone War Goddess

Too bad Jesus and Mithra are the same person! Body, mind and soul..... 😖hifty:

Clone War Goddess

I think i just contradicted my self 😖hifty:

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Clone
Too bad Jesus and Mithra are the same person! Body, mind and soul..... 😖hifty:
How can that be? I don't have a split personality. 😖hifty:

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

My post didn't make sense. 😖hifty:

Clone War Goddess

Originally posted by Valharu
How can that be? I don't have a split personality. 😖hifty:
Bi-polar opposites attract, all of a sudden my crucifix broke 😖hifty:

Clone War Goddess

Originally posted by Valharu
My post didn't make sense. 😖hifty:
or did it make perfect sense? 😖hifty:

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Clone
Bi-polar opposites attract, all of a sudden my crucifix broke 😖hifty:
That'a strange, because my goat blood just curdled.

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Clone
or did it make perfect sense? 😖hifty:
Made so much sense that it was in fact "nonsensical?" 😖hifty:

Clone War Goddess

Excellent 😖hifty:

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

My plan is in motion. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. 😖hifty:

Clone War Goddess

Your dream of absolutism is near 😖hifty:

debbiejo Dreamer

But I thought I was god... 😑